Kerry Has Called Republicans 'legislative terrorists'..

DRUDGE ^ | 2/24/04

[SquirrelKing]

'Terrorists hold hostages, and the Republicans are holding the government hostage'...

You just can't make this stuff up!

[goodnesswins]

"Asked about his terrorist comment, Kerry explained, 'Terrorists hold hostages, and the Republicans are holding the government hostage'..."

WOOOOOHOOOO....this is juicy....the NEA has held CHILDREN hostage for 30 plus years!!!!! And, Kerry's probably been "with" them all the way!

[OXENinFLA]

GOOD NIGHT IREAN!

[Conspiracy Guy]

The Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.

Sung to Jan and Dean’s Little Old Lady from Pasadena


It’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.

The Little Old Commie form Massachusetts.
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
He’s not worried bout his record cause he has two sets.
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
He as slip’ry as grease up in DC town,
He will vote the bill up and then he’ll vote it back down.

Chorus:

And everybody’s saying that he offers the most threats.
That’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
He takes both sides, yes he takes both sides.
He’s the biggest dang liar up in DC Town.
He’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.


It’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
If you hear him speakin out don’t pay attention.
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
In a minute or so he’ll just change direction.
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
The man aint trusted in either House.
Cause he always talks out both sides of his mouth.

Chorus:

And everybody’s saying that he offers the most threats.
That’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
He takes both sides, yes he takes both sides.
He’s the biggest dang liar up in DC Town.
He’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.

Musical Interlude:

Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
We need to send him home to his heiress wife.
Cause he’s got no business in public life.

Chorus:

And everybody’s saying that he offers the most threats.
That’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
He takes both sides, yes he takes both sides.
He’s the biggest dang liar up in DC Town.
He’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.

Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go

Fade

Conspiracy Guy 2/24/04

[Mr. Mojo]

I didn't think it was possible, but Kerry has a case of foot-in-mouth disease that rivals even Dean.

[Peach]

GREAT post. Thanks!

[mass55th]

Ha, ha, ha! The Republicans don't have to take out any ads against Kerry, he's doing a fine job of doing himself in.

[Just mythoughts]

Well now can't defend the UNIONS, change the subject, accuse, accuse, accuse. HYPOCRITES

[areafiftyone]

Excellent!!

[mountaineer]

In that case, the NEA is holding America's children hostage, while trying to indoctrinate them with leftist propaganda and refusing to educate them. What's good for the goose, etc., Botox Boy.

[cinFLA]

I didn't think it was possible, but Kerry has a case of foot-in-mouth disease that rivals even Dean.

I think his link to Teddy will haunt him for the nine months.

[andy58-in-nh]

Wonderful job! Nice send-up of the Beach Bum from Naushon Island (so wealthy it makes Nantucket look like Gilligan's Island).

[Just mythoughts]

NICE!

I keep hearing in my head that song:

ARE YOU SLEEPING

ARE YOU SLEEPING

BROTHER JOHN,

BROHER JOHN,

MORNING BELLS ARE RINGING

MORNING BELLS ARE RINGING

DING DING DONG!

DING DING DONG!

[Conspiracy Guy]

Thanks. Old Flip Flop is such an inspiration.

CG

[areafiftyone]

Yes he inspires me every morning when I have to go in the bathroom.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Nantucket is the most mentioned place in Limericks.

CG

[dufekin]

If he's anything like Daschle et al. in 2002, he'll have put his foot in his mouth (and done the inevitable chewing) so often that he won't have any legs left on which to stand come November (figuratively speaking).

[dufekin]

If he's anything like Daschle et al. in 2002, he'll have put his foot in his mouth (and done the inevitable chewing) so often that he won't have any legs left on which to stand come November (figuratively speaking).

[Conspiracy Guy]

I hate to get an ear worm.

CG