Plan next year's Superbowl Half time entertainment! (Vanity)

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[luckystarmom]

I'm thinking Aretha Franklin would be good. R-E-S-P-E-C-T

[GOPJ]

Yes, they ought to count teenagers in the audience, and if the number isn't above 50%, they should put on entertainment for grown ups. It's really that easy. Grow up NFL, look and find out who's watching and who's paying the ticket price. It ain't teeny boppers. NFL- we're not going to pay for your party if the show is for 13 year olds.

Country western music (and I'm not even a country western music fan). There would be less chance that we'd see a woman exposing her breasts or a guy grabbing his weenie while they're singing.

[Poodlebrain]

If I want to offend people, then I would hire Brittany Spears, Madonna, Pink and/or Christina Aguillera (actually any has been pop princess of the year would do), and I would have them do group groping while fully nude. I'm trying to imagine how I could pull it off artfully so that I wouldn't offend people, sort of like in the Miller Lite commercials with the ladies wrestling in the fountain, but I can't see how so I'd just go for shock value.

[small voice in the wilderness]

I would send free Superbowl tickets to all Hollywood/Entertainment/Media libs. Tell them they will be performing in the half time show. After they've made their grand entrance and air-kissed the fans, the exits close. And the lions are released...

But, hey, that's me.

[mel]

I know the need to keep thrilling will continue to drive these displays spiraling downward until a man has to expose himself to get any type of reaction.

[luckystarmom]

I always think that the Olympics puts on a fine show for their closing ceremonies.

I like things like local kids (marching bands, dancers, choirs).

If it is in New Orleans, I think Harry Connick, Jr would be fun.

I also like the idea of the Blue Angels flying overhead, fireworkds, lasers, cool special effects.

Grand but not sleazy.

[sergeantdave]

Dig up Elvis' corpse and have him lip sync Mozart's Don Giovanni while Jim Morrison accompanies with musical spoons and whistles into empty whiskey jugs.

[NYCVirago]

Bring back U2. They did the best halftime show ever.

[Captain Peter Blood]

Lets just have a halftime show, During the halftime interlude which I guess is about 30 to 45 minutes, how about a running an episode of "Seinfeld" or something to that effect??????

[SerpentDove]

Hey, it's a step up...

[erasmus605]

A couple years ago, they had the neo-swing band "Big Bad Voodoo Daddy" as the halftime entertainment. Bring them back.

Hey, anyone that actually sings and plays an instrument live would be fabulous (or at least an improvement!)!

[My2Cents]

James Earl Jones with a dramatic reading of the US Constitution.

[My2Cents]

[PattonReincarnated]

> Burn Hillary in effigy?

To have a greater impact, burn UBL and Saddam first, then Hillary. Might also be interesting to have Teddy spontaneously combust - however we all know it would be from his breath igniting.

[RckyRaCoCo]

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