ZOT! News: Go Kerry

41 posted on 01/29/2004 6:14:12 PM PST by Bars4Bill

..course Mazie can't spiell.

42 posted on 01/29/2004 6:15:11 PM PST by 4integrity (AJ)

43 posted on 01/29/2004 6:21:12 PM PST by Arpege92

44 posted on 01/29/2004 6:24:52 PM PST by I got the rope

To: Destructor; 4mycountry

Where are those darned Viking Kitties!?!

At the gay bar.

45 posted on 01/29/2004 6:29:09 PM PST by Lazamataz (Have you prayed to President Bush today?)

To: Beck_isright

The unusual dynamic we as Americans are operating under at this point in World history is that ... we've spent TRILLIONS of dollars on nuclear capability. There is NO nuclear deployment In our current thought process. None. Under ANY circumstances. Why?

I'm okay with ANY nuke event. After the carnage of Okinawa, American leaders understood that half a million American men would be casualties in a seige on that psychotic Island. Every Purple Heart earned, and given, since 1945 was made in advance of the casualties anticipated for that Japan attack. That's what we knew.

The world's changed since then. Where ... under what circumstances ... can we ever use one of our nukes again? Doesn't that make our primary weaponry threat impotent? I think so.

I'd drop a Nuke on Tora Bora, several Nukes on that whole Al Qaida hiding ground in a nanosecond. You can FIND, but you can't take out, hundreds of American assasins in any rugged area of this globe only with Spec Ops. They'll find 'em, but our enemies are cockraches, best at hiding. We've got good stuff, it's tactical and smart ... let's use it. I wanna take this "nuc ...u ...lar" bogeyman off the table. Let's drop a nuke on barren land, just to take that bullshit out of the "cannot use" quiver. Let the Democrats lose their bowel control. We're the World's Orkin Men ... we need all our anti-cockroach tools.

Perfect Leader in North Korea needs a rude awakening as well.

Without that threat, we are one tenth the power we are. We have tactical, as well as strategic, nuke weapons right now. We HAVE to use one soon, or our entire inventory threat is flaccid.

46 posted on 01/29/2004 6:30:35 PM PST by ArneFufkin

I'll have you know that I've used my arsenal of nuclear weapons (photos) numerous times on FR.

47 posted on 01/29/2004 7:06:11 PM PST by Beck_isright ("Those who stand for nothing fall for anything."-Alexander Hamilton)

To: socal_parrot

LOL! Those undies are "Zottable" ... lucky for YOU that you are beyond reproach! :^)

The humorous boxers have never tweaked my interest as a way to succeed at that critically passionate romantic jucture .... you're down to your underpants. But... 'Go Time' at 'Target Zero" becomes "Mayday ... mayday!!!".

Welcome, possibly, to your NEW world! That "I'm not getting laid therefore I'll play five separate teams of "Fantasy Football" It's ugly.

But... there's always "Tricia's hot but if she freaked out about 'EZ Squirt Boxers' then I guess I don't know the girl who screwed Jimmy in the Holiday Inn Parking lot!!!"

Women don't like guys who wear stupid stuff. Unless they're really, really hunky then stupid stuff is just the FIRST THING to be taken from that man!

So, what have we learned? Just be hunky and handsome and a really desirable male! The womanly genius is fully neutralized and you keep your pal friends to spend your precious time with AND you get lots of sex. Is the woman gonna give up a male model? PFFFFFT!

I should write a dating column for FR.

48 posted on 01/29/2004 7:14:18 PM PST by ArneFufkin

Nice picture. Beautiful, yet violent at the same time.

49 posted on 01/29/2004 7:28:11 PM PST by Lijahsbubbe (The brighter you are, the more you have to learn)

According to people who have see it first hand, it makes Niagra look like a dripping faucet LOL (still good for troll tossing)

50 posted on 01/29/2004 7:31:36 PM PST by cyborg

Very effective and funny!

51 posted on 01/29/2004 7:38:00 PM PST by Lijahsbubbe (The brighter you are, the more you have to learn)

To: Beck_isright

That's an ...arsenal?

52 posted on 01/29/2004 8:48:06 PM PST by ArneFufkin

More like a drunken doofus.

Wait ... one moment ... LOL!

53 posted on 01/29/2004 8:50:49 PM PST by ArneFufkin

I dislike all those four cats.

I don't like thir "attitude"

Not one looked kind. Not one wouldn't have killed YOU had they been the size of leopards. Any human, they'd kill. F*** em. Dogs need to be hugged. Cats need to be thrown into the abyss. Men hate cats. With good reason.

54 posted on 01/29/2004 8:58:31 PM PST by ArneFufkin

To: I still care

"LOL. I would love to get the texts of both letters."

Here's a link for that story at The New Republic. Hilarious!

http://www.tnr.com/etc.mhtml?pid=1261

55 posted on 01/29/2004 9:05:32 PM PST by rogue yam

wait and see Kerry will be on next President

Gawd, is EVERYONE gay now?

56 posted on 01/29/2004 9:06:51 PM PST by hellinahandcart

Okay, fess up. Who did it? Who posted the key word "Grape Jelly"?

57 posted on 01/29/2004 9:09:09 PM PST by Republican Wildcat (<a href="http://www.kydemocrat.com">Criminal Enterprise</a>)

"This account has been banned or suspended. He's dead, Jim."

LOL!!!

58 posted on 01/30/2004 4:52:28 AM PST by Destructor

Stay on the porch, little dog.

59 posted on 01/30/2004 4:55:42 AM PST by Jonah Hex (If repetition wasn't a good thing, why would people get married?)

"Where are those darned Viking Kitties!?!

"At the gay bar."

What's a sick puppy like you doin' in a respectable place like this?

60 posted on 01/30/2004 4:58:49 AM PST by Destructor

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