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And now, I'd like to share a parable with you.
My wittle brain ^
| 23 JAN 2004
| R. DeWynne Brown, III
Posted on 01/23/2004 3:06:24 AM PST by rdb3
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posted on
01/23/2004 3:06:25 AM PST
by
rdb3
To: mhking; Southack; risk; Poohbah; Howlin; Billie; cyborg; South40; Common Tator; hchutch; ...
For your consideration.
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posted on
01/23/2004 3:07:34 AM PST
by
rdb3
(If Jesse Jack$on and I meet, face to face, it's gonna be a misunderstanding...)
To: rdb3
If you wake up late, its generally a helpful rule of thumb to call work and tell them you're running a bit behind. Thus there's no need to rush to the point of mistakenly starting a fire in your home. Of course that presupposes that you handle your employment in a professional manner which, if one oversleeps, puts it a bit in doubt in the first place.
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posted on
01/23/2004 3:15:34 AM PST
by
KantianBurke
(2+2 does NOT equal 5)
To: rdb3
This young professional’s tire is flat, he’s late for work, and now his house is on fire. I'm not real sure where this is going, but I'll play along.
Which should he take care of first?
The house, or actually make sure everybody is out of the house if possible. Its preferable to replace a house and/or get a new job than to have to replace a family.
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posted on
01/23/2004 3:15:43 AM PST
by
Johnny_Cipher
(The Pats will kill the winner anyway.)
To: rdb3
I'll bite, even though I know I'll lose *l*. He should take care of the flat to flee the fire and shave while he drives?
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posted on
01/23/2004 3:20:08 AM PST
by
hmmmmm
To: hmmmmm; KantianBurke
Try again.
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posted on
01/23/2004 3:25:28 AM PST
by
rdb3
(If Jesse Jack$on and I meet, face to face, it's gonna be a misunderstanding...)
To: Johnny_Cipher
The house, or actually make sure everybody is out of the house if possible. Its preferable to replace a house and/or get a new job than to have to replace a family. You might be on the right avenue. Try again.
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posted on
01/23/2004 3:26:35 AM PST
by
rdb3
(If Jesse Jack$on and I meet, face to face, it's gonna be a misunderstanding...)
To: rdb3
He should hire an illegal mexican to put the fire out while he changes the tire and makes it to work on time.
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posted on
01/23/2004 3:28:32 AM PST
by
ovrtaxt
( The militia, sir, is our ultimate safety. We can have no security without it. -- Patrick Henry)
To: rdb3
calling the fire department
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posted on
01/23/2004 3:29:27 AM PST
by
GummyIII
(I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.)
To: rdb3
(I'm assuming the smoke is coming from the water he left to boil for the coffee.)
He calls 9/11, let's the firemen put out the fire, and tells a cop that shows up he needs a ride to work, so the cop turns on his siren and gets him there in time, LOL.
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posted on
01/23/2004 3:30:23 AM PST
by
dawn53
To: rdb3
Yo, RDB3...No offense but your 1973 picture sure looks like you might be related to Al Sharpton.
Great home page!
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posted on
01/23/2004 3:31:30 AM PST
by
JimVT
To: rdb3
Or better yet, he should have voted for a Democrat. Then he wouldn't need a 'job', because he would be on welfare. He wouldn't need a house, he could live in the projects. And he certainly wouldn't need to shave.
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posted on
01/23/2004 3:32:05 AM PST
by
ovrtaxt
( The militia, sir, is our ultimate safety. We can have no security without it. -- Patrick Henry)
To: rdb3
He should grab his golf clubs, call up a couple buddies, and go hit the links.
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posted on
01/23/2004 3:32:41 AM PST
by
Texas_Dawg
(A vote for the Constitution Party is a vote for Al Qaeda.)
To: rdb3
Haste makes waste - there's nothing new under the sun. The old parables stand the test of time.
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posted on
01/23/2004 3:33:50 AM PST
by
P.O.E.
(So sigh not so, but let them go and be you blithe and bonny - Shakespeare)
To: rdb3
I've never been accused of being logical *s*.
He has to run back in and turn off the shower?
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posted on
01/23/2004 3:34:20 AM PST
by
hmmmmm
To: rdb3
You might be on the right avenue. Try again. I'll refine my answer then. I would first get the wife/kids out of the house then check the source of the smoke and decision-tree my response from there.
I've been burned out of one house. Flat tires can be repaired, houses can be rebuilt, and you can get a new job. But getting kinfolk out of a dangerous situation (the *possibly* burning house) is and will always be Job Number One for me.
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posted on
01/23/2004 3:35:40 AM PST
by
Johnny_Cipher
(The Pats will kill the winner anyway.)
To: rdb3
Take a cab to work, illegally claim it is a work related expense, hire an illegal alien to change his tire. Let the house burn, the government will replace it and it's not his fault anyway. He's a good socialist democrat.
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posted on
01/23/2004 3:36:33 AM PST
by
Truth29
To: JimVT
No offense but your 1973 picture sure looks like you might be related to Al Sharpton. WHAT? You're sayin' my Pop looks like Al Sharpton?
Just wait till I find you!
;-)
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posted on
01/23/2004 3:36:53 AM PST
by
rdb3
(If Jesse Jack$on and I meet, face to face, it's gonna be a misunderstanding...)
To: rdb3
Get some coffee. Take a deep breath and try not to take himself to seriously.
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posted on
01/23/2004 3:37:34 AM PST
by
foolscap
To: Johnny_Cipher
Now don't you have a flat tire. You're headed in the right direction.
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posted on
01/23/2004 3:39:06 AM PST
by
rdb3
(If Jesse Jack$on and I meet, face to face, it's gonna be a misunderstanding...)
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