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The Squirrel Grenade (EXTREMELY funny article)
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| Jan 18, 2004
| by T-Duck
Posted on 01/18/2004 4:03:57 PM PST by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz
I no longer ride. I haven't had a bike since the late eighties. I miss them on warm pretty days, but there are too many idiots on the rode. Flying is 100 times safer.
CG
To: Jeff Head; logos; JohnHuang2; kattracks
Ping for the funniest thing you will ever read.
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posted on
01/19/2004 5:11:51 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(New York City has always been, and always will be, America's switchblade.)
To: Conspiracy Guy
I no longer ride. I haven't had a bike since the late eighties. I miss them on warm pretty days, but there are too many idiots on the rode. Flying is 100 times safer. Yeah, but with bikes, no one wants a hemorrhoid map at the check-in counter.
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posted on
01/19/2004 5:13:11 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(New York City has always been, and always will be, America's switchblade.)
To: mhking; martin_fierro
"ninja squirrel" ping
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posted on
01/19/2004 5:13:24 AM PST
by
fnord
(Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence)
To: Lazamataz
When you fly you own plane as the pilot in control, no check in counters. Screw commercial aviation, I've always hated the cattle car feeling.
CG
To: Constitution Day; jriemer; gitmo; summer
Ping for the single funniest article I have read in months.
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posted on
01/19/2004 5:15:29 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(New York City has always been, and always will be, America's switchblade.)
To: Lazamataz
This was priceless. Score a big one for the squirrel!
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posted on
01/19/2004 5:18:07 AM PST
by
cjshapi
To: Lazamataz
Thanks for the ping. Will read later. :)
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posted on
01/19/2004 5:18:39 AM PST
by
summer
To: Lazamataz
Suddenly a large man on a huge black and chrome cruiser, dressed in jeans, a torn t-shirt flapping in the breeze, and wearing one leather glove, moving at probably 80mph on one wheel, and screaming bloody murder roars by and with all his strength throws a live squirrel grenade directly into your police car.ROTFLMAO! Needs a Coffee-thru-the-nose alert!
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posted on
01/19/2004 5:21:36 AM PST
by
4CJ
(Dialing 911 doesn't stop a crime - a .45 does.)
To: Conspiracy Guy
When you fly you own plane as the pilot in control, no check in counters.I can guess what you got for your Hippo Birdy.
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posted on
01/19/2004 5:22:45 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(New York City has always been, and always will be, America's switchblade.)
To: Lazamataz
I don't fly anything that cool. I like slow two seat puddle jumpers. I currently don't own, sold my amphib in 2000 but I rent and borrow.
CG
To: Lazamataz
Rats with furry tails.
My ex-business partner down on Cape Cod has shot over 70 of the little dirtbags with a bb gun from his back porch.
He throws the carcasses on his back property line and has turned the place into a feed lot for every predator and scavenger known to man.
The rodents are having their revenge by multiplying faster than he can kill them and eating his shop building from all sides, including underneath.
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posted on
01/19/2004 5:28:04 AM PST
by
metesky
(My investment program is holding steady @ $.05 a can.)
To: Lazamataz
Thanks for the warning, I am taking it series.Now that I have read all the replies, I will finish my coffee and my cigarette and use the bathroom before I read the article. Be back soon.
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posted on
01/19/2004 5:31:44 AM PST
by
muggs
To: EODGUY
This sounds like something you would enjoy. :-)
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posted on
01/19/2004 5:32:49 AM PST
by
secret garden
(Go Predators! Go Spurs!)
To: Lazamataz
Love it.
To: Lazamataz
I read this to my wife last night and we both broke down in tears before I'd made it through. Too funny, Laz!!
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posted on
01/19/2004 5:35:21 AM PST
by
Jonah Hex
(If repetition wasn't a good thing, why would people get married?)
To: Lazamataz
OMG!! Hilarious!
Thanks for the ping, Laz.
Now I hope I have duplicates of the papers on my desk.
You know, the ones I just spit coffee all over!
To: Lazamataz; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
You need to see this. Don't try and do while drinking anything.
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posted on
01/19/2004 5:45:02 AM PST
by
SeeRushToldU_So
(I should spell check more often.)
To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
This is simply classic!
I'm glad I put my coffee down first!
Just damn.
If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...
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posted on
01/19/2004 6:24:01 AM PST
by
mhking
(The powerful NFC South: 3 of the 4 teams have gone to the big dance within the last 5 years.)
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
01/19/2004 6:41:49 AM PST
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Death before dhimmi.)
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