SHE BOMBER

Mirror ^ | 1-3-04 | Edwards, Smith, Knight

[NickinAM]

Having choosen seating rows 18 through 26 is good enough on most craft! Right by the wing! Reid had the perfect seat!

[Taffini]

Forget about the need for a battery or a watch, all she has to do is light it like the shoe bomber. But it will look a little strange.


"Sir, will you hold this mirror for me?"

[cpdiii]

What is the specific gravity of C4? I think your calculations are off by a factor of 2.

[null and void]

Fixed your typo:

Searching far and wide for a bigger bang from the bomb bum.

[NickinAM]

if I see Linda Lovelace I'm seeing "dead" people!

[U S Army EOD]

Did you know that her grandmother died at sea?




















She went down on the Titanic.

[null and void]

Oh God, *smacks forehead* why didn't I think of that????

[TruthNtegrity]

How about sending it off to TSA?

[U S Army EOD]

If you ever see a Tampex string that looks like a handgrenade pin, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!

[Polybius]

A cunning plan with no reasonable countermeasure.

That's a simple radiology problem.

The question now becomes, "Should we require pelvic X-Rays for Muslim women boarding aircraft."

1. Find the tampon on this X-Ray of the pelvis:

2. Find the IUD in this X-ray of the pevis:

(Hints: Tampons trap air and air is black on an X-Ray. IUD's, like platic explosives, have plastic-like material and metallic material. The plastic-like material appears denser that the soft tissues of the human body and the metal is denser than bone.)

[rwfromkansas]

cough cough

[null and void]

After use, a womb with a view...

[U S Army EOD]

Well just hope for the best, they won't even take off a viel.

[cmsgop]

I'd say I got 1/2 inch today on top of the 6-7 inches I already have,Looking at radar more should hit us soon :*)

[Taffini]

You would think that anyone walking around with 12 oz. of French Play Doh in them would be uncomfortable. Have them run up and down the stairs a few times and see what gives.

[TruthNtegrity]

They only pay $11/hour.

[Simcha7]

Let us NOT Forget that...

Most of these ISLAMA - NAZI BABY FACTORY BROADS have EXTRA LARGE and STRETCHED VAGINAS!

We'd have Extra Large and Stretched ones too if we gave Birth to that MANY Babies.

DISGUSTING ISLAMIC DEMONIC TERRORHOIDS!

They should ALL Go to Mecca and Blow themselves up and leave the rest of us alone.

[U S Army EOD]

I am looking forward to the first CNN interview of some 75 year old, ugly, fat women that has just been examined.

[recalcitrant]

From the Article: "Mr Beaver said al-Qaeda was known to have cells..."
"[she] intended to hide eight to 12 ounces of plastic explosive in her vagina."

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...snicker snicker *** :-)
rofl... ( I cannot help it... it's funny!)

[EGPWS]

They should be tracking Gillette sales at the Tora Bora 7-11.

Don't assume such insight on their part!