For Gay Couples, New Rituals at the Altar

New York Slimes ^ | November 23, 2003 | LOIS SMITH BRADY

[Go Gordon]

It also makes one think that same-sex weddings may soon become nearly as commonplace as the traditional black tie, country club and limousine kind.

Maybe in San Francisco and Provincetown, but not where I live. Besides, how can 2% of the population do anything that becomes equally commonplace as what the other 98% are doing. The author is clueless.

[ChemistCat]

They're throwing rice WHY?

[Old Professer]

Now, it's just as serious as a traditional straight wedding."

It has long been rumored that in the course of ordinary events a moment in time comes when some peculiar event occurs for the first time and somewhere a bell rings; this bell is the one that sounds the knell for the death of all that came before it.

The phrase form the article quoted above suggests that this may be such a moment, for if the fun has gone out of "gay" marriage, then what is the point?

[Old Professer]

It's Hell when the Spelling Police can't get his fingers out of his holster without shooting himself in the foot - from not form, darn!

[Cobra64]

"Who ith my mommy? Oh, you're mommy. Why do you shave mommy? Mommy, you need to clip your nose hairs. Mommy, why do you pee standing up?"

I know it's gross but this is what kids of these sickos are going to have to endure as they grow up. Imagine the remarks they'll be hearing in middle and high school. What a shame.

[Cobra64]

Okay -- butch one, you may kiss the effeminate one.

Abtholutely prithlith. You thilly thavage.

[Cobra64]

I wanna know who's the pile driver.