Family: Jackson will turn himself in tommorrow (despite promising to Sheriff to do it today)

Drudge Report ^ | 19 NOV 03 | dcbryan1

[DCBryan1]

I agree with dog.

This man person thing has been blaming everything BUT HIMSELF for all the past abuses to himself and to innocent young people for maybe 20 years plus.

This monster will run, and try to "Roman Polanski" it.

[TSgt]

Why would he run?

He said he didn't do it:

Statement on behalf of Michael Jackson by spokesman Stuart Backerman:

"The outrageous allegations against Michael Jackson are false. Michael would never harm a child in any way."

Unless...Could it be?...Noooooooo...He's a normal guy...

[DCBryan1]

Unless...Could it be?...Noooooooo...He's a normal guy...

He is also black, male, heterosexual, and every song is great.

[Charles Henrickson]

[b4its2late]

I'm hoping he tries to dangle himself off a balconey......

[StopGlobalWhining]

I think he may try to end it all. Overdose is my bet. He'll do it like a girl - pills, not like a guy - gunshot to head.

It may be his best option, considering what jail might hold for him.

[DCBryan1]

Santa Barbara Sheriffs are asking "WHERE IS MICHAEL?"....he is past his deadline for surrendering according to KETY ABC in same town!

[fortunecookie]

Yes, he's going to try to run.

Wanna bet he stashes the kids somewhere, just he shows up tomorrow (or his very embarassed attorneys..)?

Can't let child services or a psychologist near them, so I'm sure, if he isn't planning to bolt, the delay is finishing the arrangements for his kids. They may already be on a plane...

[TSgt]

"...considering what jail might hold for him."

Or who might hold him in jail...

Eeeeeew!

[ElkGroveDan]

He could flee the country, especially if he knows a plastic surgeon who could his appearance and.......never mind.

[witnesstothefall]

That could be. I do think that one way or another, this will be the end of him. Michael Jackson won't survive a trial and a sentence. It'd kill him one way or the other.

[cajungirl]

You are on target,,he will do it like a girl. Maybe an od of Xanax and a light wrist slashing, not enought to kill himself but enough to have drama, Liz Taylor rushing to his bedside, pity from the press and the beginning of an insanity defense.

[My Favorite Headache]

Xanax? There are much better drugs out there...oxycontin...Actiq injections....this guy could get top of the line. Xanax is nice and all but there is much better.

[F.J. Mitchell]

On some California Freeway tonight, there is surely a slow speed chase of a white Bronco, with the entire Highway Patrol cruising along behind burning the tax-payers gasoline.

The borders of Never land extend to the Pacific, Nevada,
Arizona, Oregon, downward to Hell and upward to the Moon.

[RedBloodedAmerican]

I heard he and Woody Allen are out on a double date tonight, and he returns to SB when he's done.

[Shermy]

Re: Jacko offing himself. Aristeides caught this comment earlier today...

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=30853

"...According to Jackson, not only do children like to be touched, but the superstar told Bashir he would kill himself if he could not be close to young boys..."

[RedBloodedAmerican]

He should be on suicide watch. What does he have to live for (from his POV)?

[F.J. Mitchell]

Boo! Hiss!

Just kidding, that wasn't really that bad. (gag! retch!)Honest.

[California74]

So his plane lands at Santa Barbara Airport, was sitting on the runway for over an hour, he doesn't get off, and then it takes off again? Wonder what that was all about.

[BOBWADE]

But don't make any jokes about prison rape, I had someone flame me last night for suggesting that Michael would have his dance card filled if he was put in prison. Give me a break! He deserves lots of rough loving in prison if he is a child molester..