[TrappedInLiberalHell]

An undercover reporter who worked as a footman at Buckingham palace for two months claimed today that he could have assassinated President Bush as he arrived last night.

He's not pointing out the lax security, he's pointing out how he was robbed of his chance.

[Paul Atreides]

Imagine him having to face his co-workers, and all of those Saddamite protestors, after this admission. If they don't kill him, they'll give him a guilt trip he won't soon forget.