Penn-A-Phrase Contest underway in Pennsylvania

MetroSource newswire | 11/18/03 | NA

[xsmommy]

Jeet yet? Try our pierogies!

LMAO! this one gets my vote!

[dakine]

Pennsylvania - Just another Toll Road between Maryland and Detroit.

[Verax]

Pennsylvania...Not just for Democrats...really!

[Verax]

Pennsylvania...Hershey Park is cool...ayna?

[lovecraft]

I'm just up here in Pittsburgh this week on business...how 'bout:

PENNSYLVANIA - WHERE THE HELL AM I GOING?

PENNSLYVANIA - DON'T FORGET TO BRING YOUR OWN SMOKES...WE'RE GONNA CHARGE YOU A BOATLOAD FOR THEM.

PENNSYLVANIA - WHERE OUR LABOR UNIONS ARE ALWAYS ON STRIKE

[lovecraft]

oh yeah and this one...

PENNSYLVANIA - HOME OF THE LARGEST HEPATITUS OUTBREAK IN US HISTORY!

[2banana]

PENNSYLVANIA - Where you can't buy beer on Sundays and where you can't buy beer and wine in the same store and where it is illegal to buy beer in another state and bring it back home with you...

[OESY]

PENNSYLVANIA - A STRONG CASE FOR A FREEPER SPELL-CHECKER

[Rebelbase]

PENNSYLVANIA....DON'T SPELL IT BEFORE HAVING MORNING COFFEE

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Pennsylvania - If we could cut out Philadelphia, we'd be on the right track!

Pennsylvania - the worst maintained Toll Roads in the Country!

[Corin Stormhands]

I'm glad you still remember something from elementary civics class.

The first permanent English settlement was in Virginia.

The first official Thanksgiving was in Virginia.

The first elected legislative assembly in the new world was in Virginia.

When the Founding Fathers needed a call to arms, it was given by a Virginian.

When the Founding Fathers need someone to write the Declaration of Independence, a Virginian answered the call.

When the Founding Fathers wanted someone to write the Constitution, a Virginian answered the call.

When the Founding Fathers wanted to elect someone to lead this new, great nation, they turned to a Virginian.

Didja learn that in yer civics class smart@$$?

[OESY]

PENNSLVANIA
PENNSLVYANIA
PENNSYLVANIA
PENNSYLVANNIA
Pennsylvnaia
PENNYLVANIA

Almost as many things to do as ways to spell our name!

[jrhepfer]

PENNSYLVANIA - THE COMMONWEALTH WHERE WEALTH AIN'T COMMON

[lovecraft]

But I did find out I can take a six-pack from the bar back to the hotel.....did like that part..:-)

[mountaineer]

Pennsylvania: a reason to go to W.Va. for all your beer, wine and cigarette needs

[2banana]

And we do have the Yuengling Brewery...The best damn beer in the USA (that is inexpensive and mass produced).

It is a pilgrimage that all Yuengling lovers must make at least once in their lives...

Yuengling.com

[Lost Highway]

PENNSLYVANIA...WE'LL LET YOU SUIT UP FOR A PENN STATE GAME!

[Gennaro]

PENNSYLVANIA, LAWYER FRIENDLY (The select group of lobbyists who are exempted from prohibitions of working for an industry that they regulated while working for the State without a waiting period---per the Philadelphia Inquirer report)

[kb2614]

PENNSYLVANIA - FANTASTIC GOLF COURSES,,CHEAP TOO!!!! REALLY, I'M NOT KIDDING!!

PENNSYLVANIA - GRATE PUBLIK SKOOLS!!!

PENNSYLVANIA - THE FINEST ROAD SYSTEM OUTSIDE OF ETHIOPIA!!!

[doug from upland]

PENNSYLVANIA.....COME FOR THE QUAKERS....STAY FOR THE OATS