Four women sue Irvine restaurant after one says she found condom in her chowder

AP ^ | 11-10-03

[Lessismore]

And you should look at the food in your spoon while moving it from the bowl to your mouth! I agree that this sounds bogus.

[Rebelbase]

"We ordered take out the other night and inside was a big nasty pubic hair. I almost ralphed."

Can it. No one here is up for a supreme court confirmation. :-)

[ConservativeMan55]

This one deserves a big old "Just Damn!"

[ConservativeMan55]

I almost borked then!

[willyboyishere]

Jesse Jackson must have been working in the kitchen....
but seriously, chowder with a condom is considered the
Nouvelle version of Manhattan Clam Chowder.

[mylife]

You know, I have always thought that FR was fast at news posts. But this story was circulating amongst the women at work today long before this was posted!
Can any network move faster than the female gossip network!?

LOL!

[Chad Fairbanks]

I'm not going to explain it... Nope. Uh-uh.

But, speaking of ribs, since I have been called a anti-religious bigit, I thought I'd share this lewd joke with you instead, k?

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.
"So, how is everything going?" inquired God.

"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied, "the sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just this one problem. It is these three breasts that you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out, and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches,
snagging them on bushes, they are a real pain." reported Eve.

"That is a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away.

And God reaches down, removes the middle breast and tosses it into the bushes.

Three weeks passed, and God once again visits Eve in the garden.
"Well Eve, how is my favorite creation?"

"Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull, all the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."

God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right, how could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Now lets see... where did I put that useless boob?"

;0)

(Is it just me, or does that make more sense than the "rib" story???

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

I don't see the "rib story" you're talking about, so I can only assume you're referring to the article...but the article doesn't go into detail. How did you know it was ribbed? (SO IT WAS YOU!!!!!)

[Chad Fairbanks]

I ain't sayin' nothin'...

[RANGERAIRBORNE]

"Oh yea, well, that's perfect! I guess I know what'll pop into my brain the next time I eat clams!"

If you ever have the opportunity, watch as a restaurant-supply can of clams is opened. I guarantee that you will NEVER again be hungry for any restaurant-provided clam chowder, clam fritters, or anything else made with this glop! (I have eaten lots of very unappetizing stuff when I was overseas in Dpecial Forces- but this is seriously the very worst I have ever seen).

[StriperSniper]

most disgusting things I have ever seen were the large cans of clams

Ahhh yes, clams, try the bait table on a boat heading out bottom fishing when the mates are preparing. Coudn't find a shot of that, but here's a bag of it:

[StriperSniper]

If you ever saw a geoduck (pronounced gooie-duck) clam

[StriperSniper]

she found a condom in her clam chowder

Maybe the supplier used NYC area clams, there is an abundance of 'Coney Island Whitefish' in these waters. ;-)

[JesseHousman]

A PUBIC HAIR!!!

Remember...those are found on Coca-Cola cans.

Just ask Anita Hill.

[biblewonk]

Safety Brew, Saftey Brew, the only beer with a condom, in the bottom.

[sourcery]