Paris Hilton Seeks to Halt Sex Video

Yahoo News ^ | 11-6-03 | AP

[Fledermaus]

If she's an heir to the Hilton Hotel chain...why were they making a porn video in what looked like a Motel 6?

She's half naked all the time anyway. And does anyone think this is coincidence given she's coming up on a Fox show in the next week or two about her and some other bimbo, rich socialite living on a "farm"?

Yeah, right. She's mad. It's the new porn...credibility. Jenna Jameson can't this type of publicity. It's nothing but a "Girls Gone Wild" concept taken to extremes.

The guy she was with once had a thing (married?) with Shannon Dougherty and that is played up in the tabloids. But I have to say, nice work if you can get it! lol

NOTICE: Any rich, young, good looking women interested in publicity by putting out a "private" sex video; call me at 555-555-1212!

[spentrent]

Is there any truth to the rumor that there are like 12 more tapes floating around out there? I saw the long version at this site, but I must confess that I am not a big fan of the CNN niche*. I want full-color and midgets!

[*] Anything naughty filmed in night-vision

[Paul Atreides]

I don't know about the twelve tapes. I don't even want to see the one tape.

[mtbopfuyn]

It's a given that all rumpus room videos will one day be seen by others yet people still claim shock and innocence.

[Hermann the Cherusker]

Gywneth is Hollywood's classiest actress.

My wife and I thought that too until she doffed her shirt in "Shakespeare In Love". Then we realized she just another Hollywood Slut (TM). She still tries to look and act classy, but she is now forever a topless slut.

[sarasota]

I'd forgotten about that. Why oh why must they doff? Disappointing.

[Hermann the Cherusker]

Why oh why must they doff? Disappointing.

Recipe for Receiving Best Actress Oscar:

1) Become lead actress in a realyl bad movie ("Shakespeare in Love", "Monster's Ball", etc.)

2) Take off your shirt.

3) Shake your boobs around in a gratuitous sex scene.

4) Repeat as necessary.

Smae formula can be seen with Salma Hayek in "Frida" (who was so dissapointed that her toplessness in "Frida" didn't bring the little statue home) and many other contenders.

[Doctor Stochastic]

More interesting with a comma added:

Paris Hilton seeks to halt sex, video.

[r9etb]

but she is now forever a topless slut.

And a droopy topless slut, at that.

[Xenalyte]

Salma went topless in that? Kinda hard to get past the unibrow, I'd think.

[Hemingway's Ghost]

Kinda hard to get past the unibrow, I'd think.