Black XXII: "Right's Been Fergotten!!"

The MudCave | 4 November 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[jla]

The media (fortunately) has failed to steal Pres. Reagans honor!

Exactly. And neither they, nor anyone else, ever will.

[sultan88]

Thank you for posting the Mark Twain quote and sharing your experience at the seminar. That was uplifting to read!!

[sultan88]

Flurry, will you be posting a poem in honor of Rush's return?

[Conspiracy Guy]

I have been so busy I haven't written in 3 days. Ping me Monday morning or Sunday Night. Monday mornings are my best time. HAve you got some theme ideas. I am whupped.

[harrowup]

Ah, the Moody Blues and Nights in White Satin, never seeming to end; letters I've written, never meaning to send...

How did you know they are my favorite group...now, I'll have to search the old records for their albums.

I've heard of Lynyrd Skynyrd, but don't know what he sounds like...just like I don't know what we Democrats sound like anymore except whine, whine, whine.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I couldn't wait I pressed this out of a real tired brain. Hope it's good.

He’s Back

We missed you so while you were gone,
We’re glad that you are back.
We missed your sharp and cutting wit,
Your comments never lack.
We’ll tune you in and listen up,
And some of us will call.
But some of us sit silently,
We can’t hear you at all.
Cause radios just will not work,
Inside my office building.
I have to read the Internet to see,
Which sword you’re wielding.
Though I’m deprived of your live show,
I’m still glad you’re back on.
Welcome back Rush Limbaugh,
You know you weren’t alone.

Flurry 11/14/3

[Mudboy Slim]

"How did you know they are my favorite group"

I just know these things, my FRiend.. )8^D>

"I don't know what we Democrats sound like anymore except whine, whine, whine."

Ain't it about time the good ol' Democrats like you and Zell Miller jumped ship?! Not saying you necessarily need to become a GOPer, but being an Indy don't have nearly the baggage as being a modern-day RAT does. Just too many whiners and socialists in that Party to ever get it turned around, imho.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Jimmy Buffett's "Come Monday"

This'd be a great song to FReep fer ElRushbo's return...just don't know when I'll find the time.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Stranglehold!!"
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")

Here we come again, Bill Clinton...
Gonna RE-Impeach!!
Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!!
Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!!
Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long...
You know Truth's here to stay!!
Got you in a stranglehold, Willie...
RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!!

Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?!
What were YOU thinkin', you hound?!
Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR...
Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!!
Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee...
Socialism's sooooo passe'!!
Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country...
Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!

(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)

FReepers, we gotta Git JUSTICE!!
Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!!
The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same...
They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!

Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!!
Come on...Slick's a BUM!!
Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!!
Come on come on come on come on up!!
Come on come on come on come on, Nation!!
Come on, ASHCROFT, COME ON!!!!!

Leftist views are fer PhatCows!!
DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!!
If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh...
You know Right'll force him OUT!!

Good Patriots they died to protect me...
Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!!
Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals...
Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!

(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)

Heh heh heh...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"When MUD Takes Slick Down!!"
(To be sung to U2 and B.B. King's "When Love Comes To Town")

The King of the Blues...MudBoySlim!!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!

Slick is a Traitor...Vile Threat to the FRee!!
Lib'rals Give Slick All Raves...Right's Gonna Make Sheeple SEE!!
RightWing's fer Fighters...Put a Hurtin' on the Left!!
Next we'll stand and sing all the things Right's said.

When MUD comes to town,
We're Gonna WHUP RATS' Stain!!
When Rush comes to town,
Right's Gonna Save the Day!!
FReepers, Left is Wrong, they'll always let you down,
And Slick Killed Twenty Kids when he Burned Waco Down!!

(TheBigMan puttin' a hurtin' on his LesPaul...)

RATS call it "Love" when they enslave black kids...
Left keeps making promises that their DOLTS soon forget.
Juanita, she was RAPED...'cuz she trusted DemRATS!!
Then Slick left her crying said, "Put Ice on it, ma'am!!"

Ran into a juke joint...we shall make Slick Willie SQUEEEEEAL!!
The Voters shall learn the Truth...Vile RAPISTS can't feel!!
As MUD's music played, Right helped Country turn around...
Right'll Save The Day once Ol' Rush comes to town!!

When MUD comes to town,
We're gonna WHUP RATS' Stain!!
When Rush comes to town,
Right's gonna Save the Day!!
Baby, Right was Wrong to ever let you down,
But Right did what it did before MUD went to town!!

(Mudboy on harmonica.....squeelin'it!!!)

When MUD comes to town,
Right's gonna WHUP RATS' Stain!!
When Rush comes to town,
We'll Kick A$$ then take names!!
FReepers, Right was wrong to ever let you down,
But they did what they did before MUD FReeped RATS' clowns!!

(Conservativemusician kickin' it on lead guitar!!)

I was there when Left crucified my Lord...
I'll sing 'gainst Willie while Good FReepers Teach the World!!
Right can't be nice as we Kill RATS' Pride...
But we'll see Truth conquer the RATS' BigLies!!

When MUD comes to town,
We're gonna WHUP RATS' Stain!!
When Rush comes to town,
Right's gonna Save the Day!!
Baby, Right was Wrong to ever let you down,
But Right did what it did before MUD went to town!!

(second solo by the BigMan)

"Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.........."

{c:fade}

MOJO's workin' fine...LOL!!

Mudboy Slim


389 posted on 12/31/2002 4:02 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Slime"
(To be sung to the Five Man Electrical Band's "Signs")

Guv'ment said, "Right-wing, Christian people need not apply."
So I buried my views down deep in my heart, and I went in to ask Bill, "Why?"
He said, "You look like a fine Left-leanin' young man, I think you'll do!"
So I called out to Slick, sang, "It'd make me sick, PUNK, me workin' for you!"...Woah!
Slime, slime, ev'rywhere there's slime,
Obstructin' inquiries, trashin' what's Right!
Do this, don't do that...Lib'rals blow my mind!!

And Carville said, "Anybody caught dissentin' best be ready to FIGHT!"
So I jumped on the stage and I yelled at the louse, "James, what gives you the right...
To put up a Wall to keep the Truth out, or to keep this Vile Prez'dent in?
If Reagan was well, he'd tell ya to your face, 'Boy, you're some kind of sinner!!!'"
Slime, slime, ev'rywhere there's slime,
Attackin' good Americans for doin' what's Right!
What's this, DemocRATS, don't you feel contrite?!

Well, hey Whorealdo, can't you read? How much did the White House pay you off to deceive?
We can't bear to watch, NO! Damn the Elites...keep their Power preyin' on our fears!
"TIME" says, "You gotta have a Socialist Card to report their lies...!!
Unhh!!

But the Right says, "Ev'rybody's welcome to come in, kneel down and pray...
But since the Left's Bias corrupts it all, our views don't get any airplay.
So I got me a pen and a paper, and I made up my own little songs...
I said, "Thank you, Lord, for thinkin' 'bout me...I'm alive and Rightin' Wrongs..."
Wooo!!!

It's high time Right showed a li'l spine...
Insist on Re-Impeachment, Raze Left's Wall of Slime...
Do this, and you'll find that...Ol' Slick'll Do Time!!
Slime, slime...Clinton SHALL DO TIME!!
Slime...slime, slime...

Mudboy Slim

1 Posted on 07/07/1999 20:11:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim (hang'em@high)

[sultan88]

"Slime" (To be sung to the Five Man Electrical Band's "Signs")

I rate this as one of your classics.

[Mudboy Slim]

Thanks...I believe it's one of my favorites as well...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Case Closed: Bin Laden/Hussein Linkages Proved!!"

"OSAMA BIN LADEN and Saddam Hussein had an operational relationship from the early 1990s to 2003 that involved training in explosives and weapons of mass destruction, logistical support for terrorist attacks, al Qaeda training camps and safe haven in Iraq, and Iraqi financial support for al Qaeda--perhaps even for Mohamed Atta--according to a top secret U.S. government memorandum obtained by THE WEEKLY STANDARD. The memo, dated October 27, 2003, was sent from Undersecretary of Defense for Policy Douglas J. Feith to Senators Pat Roberts and Jay Rockefeller, the chairman and vice chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee. It was written in response to a request from the committee as part of its investigation into prewar intelligence claims made by the administration. Intelligence reporting included in the 16-page memo comes from a variety of domestic and foreign agencies, including the FBI, the Defense Intelligence Agency, the Central Intelligence Agency, and the National Security Agency. Much of the evidence is detailed, conclusive, and corroborated by multiple sources. Some of it is new information obtained in custodial interviews with high-level al Qaeda terrorists and Iraqi officials, and some of it is more than a decade old. The picture that emerges is one of a history of collaboration between two of America's most determined and dangerous enemies."

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Weapons of Mass Destruction: Believe Iraq or Believe the Evidence?!!"

"Possible findings of WMDs in Iraq are reported here because it is possible the Administration is holding out on releasing such finds, so it can be presented all at once. Kay has hinted at a full report being released around June-July, 2004. The United States took a moderate stance on the WMD efforts. It ignored reports of progress. Of these reports, several would conclude that Iraq was helping Sudan and Libya develop ballistic missiles.[1] Iraq’s primary missile research was devoted to improving its 50 Al-Hussein medium-range missiles. Israel’s National Security Council concluded these missiles were being hidden in Iraq, and was making progress. The regime hoped to eventually get UN sanctions lifted, at which point they could be upgraded to long-range missiles.[2] But then 9-11 happened. And as action had to be taken to limit this threat, the intensity of the accusations against Iraq was matched with the intensity of the accusations against the US and UK. The accusations that the Bush Administration used 9-11 to make a lie about Iraq to cause war are ridiculous. Even before 9-11, the Administration was making such claims (as was the Clinton Administration beforehand). In fact, about a month prior to 9-11, the CIA concluded that Iraq was hiding dozens of Scuds with a range of 650 kilometers and rebuilt missile production facilities. The CIA concluded that by 2015 Iraq would have ICBMs that could reach the United States.[3] Assisting in this effort was North Korea. Using its massive oil revenue (most of which comes in violation of UN sanctions); the Iraqi regime was paying Korea to assist in medium-range missile and nuclear weapons technologies, according to Western intelligence."

Bookmarked...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Vile Clinton"
(To be sung to Manfred Mann's "The Mighty Quinn")

Come on...cry out!! Come on...GET HIM!!
We've not seen nothing like the Vile Clinton!!
Come on...don't pout!! Come on...LET'S WIN!!
We'll destroy the Left when we DETHRONE SLICK!!

Ev'rybody's building gates and moats...
Most are 'fraid of Government...
But they don't even VOTE!!
Does nobody really care...'bout this Clinton BOY?!
Folks, when Slick the EX-Prez'dent gets his...
Even Lib'ral's gonna jump fer joy!!
Come on...and SHOUT!! Join in...and GRIN!!
Slick ain't seen nothin' like The FReepers' Din!!

I like to STALK EX-PREZ-EH-DENT...
I like my Midnite FReeps!!
'Cuz Bill's TREASON and VIOLENT RAPE...
Means we must RE-IMPEACH!!!!
Every Libs' been on their knees...
Just servin' Slick's ev'ry whim...
But when Slick the EX-Prez'dent sheds tears...
All Dem Lib'rals gonna run from him!!
Come on...LASH OUT!! Come on...FReep him!!
We've not seen EVIL like Ol' Bill Clinton!!
Come on...Help Out!! Come on...FReep him!!
Slick ain't seen nuthin' like FReepers, my FRiends!!

Lemme do what I wanna do...
I'm havin' me a ball!
Just tell me where you want Slick...
And I'll make sure he falls...
DemLeftists can't stop our FReeps...
The Lib'rals fear everyone's posts!
'Cuz when next eeee-lection gets here...
It's TRUTH that Left fears the most!!

Come on...FReep out!! Come on...we'll WIN!!
We'll not see c'ruption like we've seen from Slick!!
Come on...Ladies!! Come on...you MEN!!
Left's fate is waiting...WE MUST DETHRONE SLICK!!!

BWAH HAH HAH HA HA Ha Ha...MUD

124 Posted on 08/21/2001 08:02:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"A Conservative Woodstock!!"
(To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's "Woodstock")

Well, I came upon a dude named Rush...
He was talkin' about Left's 'Ho-oh-oh...
And I asked him, "Tell me where we are goin'?!"
Limbaugh told me...

Said, "We're goin' to the DeeCee Mall...
Gonna Join in The Patriots' Stand!!
Rebuild Reagan's Shinin' City on the Hill...yeah!!"

Right is Starvin'...fer some Boldness...
RE-IMPEACH...Senate shall CONVICT!!
Folks, we must now DETHRONE Slick the Evil Tyrant!!!

Folks, show the Left what Right is...
Lib'rals shall recoil in FRight!!
Yes, they'll cower from Lord's Justice...
Waco's Burnin'!!!
Democrats're the Party of Fear...
FReepers, ain't it time we make OUR Stand?! DemLeftist Whores AIN'T Winnin'!!!

We're God's Warriors...Right's emboldened!!
RE-IMPEACH...Senate Shall CONVICT!!
Patriots shall now DETHRONE Left's Chi-Com Whore...yeah!!!

(Guitar Jammin')

We're the Right-Wing...We're Emboldened...
We'll git Slick...you know it, too, Rush!!
We shall then INDICT Clinton...CONVICT! IMPRISON!!
By the time we got to Abe's spot...
We were o'er One Million Strong...
Poker Face cranked righteous songs...Whatta Celebration!!!
Yes, we FReep because we love this Great Land...
Takin' MY guns?! Don't EVEN try!!
Demand Justice fer Slick's Crimes...
Lord, Save Our Nation!!

Git Out, Lib'rals!! Yer time's OVER!!
Yer payin' up fer yer Devil's Bargain!!
'Cuz we got to get ourselves back to the Gah-ah-ah-arden!!

Mudboy Slim
20 September 2000

[Mudboy Slim]

"FReepers, Git Ready!!"
(To be sung to the Impression's "People Git Ready!!")

People get ready, JusticeTrain's a'comin'...
We don't need RATS' baggage, you must git on board!!
All you need is strength to see the DemonscumRATS!!
Don't need no DrugWar, you just Thank yer Lord!!

Guitar break #1:

GoodPeople get ready fer the Jihad 'Gainst Clinton!!
Right's sendin' out messengers from coast to coast!
TRUTH is the key!! Reject RATS' WHORE'D...Ignore 'em!!
There's hope for all among those loved the most.

Guitar break #2 (w/key change to D):

TRUTH's Been Exhumed...Slick's a hopeless sinner...
Who would hurt all mankind just to save his own!!
Seek Justice fer those whose TREASON kills children...
For there's no hotter place than where Bill Clinton's goin'!!

[repeat verse 1 in D]:

So FReepers, git ready!! JusticeTrain's a'comin'...
Folks don't need BigGuv'ment, must REJECT RATS' Whore'd!!
All you need is Truth to see DemonRATS Love Tyrants!!
Clinton can STICK IT--in Slick's CellMate's hole!!

Mudboy Slim

743 posted on 03/01/2003 3:50 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

In Honor of the fallen:

There are soldiers in many places
For some, we're allowed to see their faces
For others, are required to stay hidden
and do the orders that they are bidden.
If a known, brave soul's life comes to pass
we're told who he is and that he's home at last
If a hidden one dies while he's doing the plan
he's known only to his family and not the average man.
He's on a covert mission, so we are told
He died a soldier's way, and his life was bold
He's a hero to us, in each and every way,
because he died protecting the U.S. of A.

By David K.
(aka Johnny Gage)
October 29th, 2002

[Mudboy Slim]

"ElRushbo RETURNS to the Golden EIB Microphone!! (Live FReeper Thread)"

Welcome back, Maja Rushie...MUD