The Secret Government

http://lukebrl.150m.com/ ^ | Unknown | Luke Braly

[BlueLancer]

Use the Force, Luke!

[chance33_98]

LOL Thanks :) BWAHAHAHAHAHAH

[chance33_98]

Ping

[Poohbah]

After working all these years for:

The Nasty Little Clique
The Amen Corner Hatchet Team
The Bild-a-burgers (with bacon and cheese)
The Vulgar Horde
The Isra-Bots
The Kosher Nostra
And, of course, the Stonecutter's Guild...

I don't even get an honorable f-ing mention?

Sheesh!

Oh, well. Might as well sing:

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!

Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!

Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!

Who robs the cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do!

[Snowy]

Thanks, that was a fun read.

[Cultural Jihad]

I tend to agree. The rant was too polished and too coherent to be real. But, hey, it's a wide open world out there filled with everything under the sun, so who really knows? (except for chance33_98 who knows everything!)

[DoctorMichael]

I'm sorry, but I got about 5 paragraghs into this crap and gave up on this delusional soul's story. I've got better things to read here at FR.

[r9etb]

I grew up in Irving, graduated from high-school here, got my undergraduate degree from Dallas Baptist University, and my Master's degree in Computer Science from the University of Texas at Dallas. I was a contract programmer in the Dallas area for over ten years. I am a lifelong resident of the Dallas area.

Hey Luke: it's not us, it's Dallas. Surely you don't think you're alone in your plight. Jack Kennedy was killed IN DALLAS by the same Shadowy Forces that are after you. And James Dean, too (surely you saw him in Giant, which featured -- you guessed it -- a big Dallas scene).

Maybe if you move away from Dallas.... Move, say, to North Dakota. I hear they're in the market for Shadowy Forces up there, and perhaps you can join them (strictly entry-level, you understand) and go after other people the same way you're being tracked.

[Snowy]

Could you please look in my house to see if my dog is sleeping on the couch? I keep telling him not to, but he never listens. Also, could you tell me if I actually moved the ground beef from the freezer to the fridge? If I did, I won't have to go home at lunch time.

Thanks! :)

[BlueLancer]

"The Nasty Little Clique
The Amen Corner Hatchet Team
The Bild-a-burgers (with bacon and cheese)
The Vulgar Horde
The Isra-Bots
The Kosher Nostra
And, of course, the Stonecutter's Guild...

You forgot the most important two ...
The Lollipop Guild
And The Lullaby League

Not to mention the Chief Lieutenants of the Unseen/Unknown Overlords ..

THE ILLUMINATI ... we bring good things to light

You'll hear from The Inquisitors in the morning.

[chance33_98]

so who really knows? (except for chance33_98 who knows everything!)

I knew you were gonna say that :)

[wimpycat]

He sounds like someone who is in the beginning stages of a psychotic episode, don't you think? Not full-blown yet, but going in that direction.

The poor bastard shouldn't be alone and should get some help. I hope he has family that checks in on him.

[chance33_98]

Could you please look in my house to see if my dog is sleeping on the couch?

You have a dog? He must be hiding really well...

[JesseHousman]

...starting in 1998, I had been growing marijuana in my apartment, where I lived alone.

Get a girl friend, read wholesome books, plant a vegetable garden.

This article was too damned long and boring.

Did I say it was boring?

Yes I did.

[Cultural Jihad]

Could you please look in my house to see if my dog is sleeping on the couch?

Hey, he could make a mint charging for his excursions, instead of just toying with people as he does now. He must be independently wealthy. If not having to commute home is worth, say, $25.00 to you, he could have the radio play a song in your voice: "Get yourself off the couch now, Tom Dooley!"

[wimpycat]

Could you please peek in and let me know what my cat is up to?

And while you're at it, does my butt look big in these pants?

[chance33_98]

If I could look into houses I sure would not waste my time on some guy in Texas, I am thinking playboy mansion and such :)

[Cultural Jihad]

Don't sell yourself short. Why peek into playboy mansion when you can place thoughts into people's heads? Oh, I get it. Play innocent and all. Wink-wink.

[TADSLOS]

Dear Mr. Braly:

Your Direct TV and ISP accounts are 6 months in arrears. Please remit the amount of $553.27 or the equivalent in home grown dime bags immediately or we will be forced to place you in another dimension in the space-time continuim.

Thank you for your continued customer loyalty.

The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, Inc.
Evrywhere, USA

[Orbiting_Rosie's_Head]

What has happened since moving into my Mom's house is the following: I will turn on the radio, (to the classic rock station primarily) and the first complete song played will be "Breakin' the Law" (Judas Priest) or the Styx song that goes "Oh, mama, I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law" or the Queen song that goes "Mama, I'm afraid to die..." It has happened over and over and over and over again.

Dang! That happens to me all the time! Are they after me, too, you think?