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Brawny man, and his towels, get makeovers
USA Today ^
| 10/23/2003
| Theresa Howard
Posted on 10/23/2003 5:15:42 AM PDT by HarleyD
Edited on 04/13/2004 1:41:18 AM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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Women would never go for something so sexist. :O)
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posted on
10/23/2003 5:15:43 AM PDT
by
HarleyD
To: HarleyD
LOL!
Awwww c'mon!
You don't think the Soccer Moms have fantasies about a threesome with Brawny guy and Mr. Clean?
;-)
Tia
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posted on
10/23/2003 5:25:15 AM PDT
by
tiamat
("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno World!")
To: HarleyD
So he isn't going to look like a Gay Canadian Lumberjack anymore? This is so insensitive to the gay community. GOOD!!
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posted on
10/23/2003 5:30:35 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Taglines are for the curious to read and the talented to write. Would someone write me one?)
To: HarleyD
Ok, I'll admit it. I bought Brawny ... once. Strong with a gentle touch is fine in a real man, but I want cheap that still gets the job done (no pun) in a paper towel.
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posted on
10/23/2003 5:30:45 AM PDT
by
mtbopfuyn
To: mtbopfuyn
Scott paper towels (and toilet paper) meets your requirements.
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posted on
10/23/2003 5:32:58 AM PDT
by
wimpycat
To: tiamat
You don't think the Soccer Moms have fantasies about a threesome with Brawny guy and Mr. Clean? Naaahhh....the Orkin Man (woohoo!)
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posted on
10/23/2003 5:34:04 AM PDT
by
MamaTexan
To: HarleyD
He will be a metrosexual.
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posted on
10/23/2003 5:34:44 AM PDT
by
doodad
To: mtbopfuyn
I buy Viva, which are more cloth-like, for cleaning. Bounty is for cooking bacon in the microwave.
To: MamaTexan
I forgot about him! LOL!
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posted on
10/23/2003 5:36:50 AM PDT
by
tiamat
("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno World!")
To: doodad
Metrosexual Eye for the Brawny Guy:
To: Charles Henrickson
White and Pure White paper towels? Where are the towels of color? Call Jesse Jackson! Call Al Sharpton! This is a company in desparate need of a shakedown.
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posted on
10/23/2003 6:05:17 AM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Pining for the fjords.)
To: KarlInOhio
Call Jesse Jackson! Call Al Sharpton! They will demand perforations.
To: tiamat
A woman was sitting in a restaurant when an extremely handsome man approached her.
Smiling, he said, ”I will do anything you want me to do for just $20…. BUT you have to tell me what you want in three words or less.”
Handing him the money, she leaned toward him and whispered sensuously in his ear-
“Clean my house.”
To: HarleyD
Brawny may be out-of-date but Mr. Clean shall live forever.
To: MamaTexan
Ha! That's great. Have you seen the new commercial advertising some papertowel with the guy that cleans up the spills he makes while making a romantic dinner for his wife. It's so funny I laugh every time I see it.
To: The Shootist
I just wanna know why they turned the lovable Aunt Jemima into the African-American Female Terminator. That woman looks like she could chew on chains and spit out nails!
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posted on
10/23/2003 6:51:05 AM PDT
by
gridlock
(The Yankees will crush the Marlins. Sorry, that's just what the Yankees do!)
To: Aggie Mama
LOL!- I think I have seen that one.
Another good one (I think its for a mop or something) is where a lady opens her door and a kangaroo starts hopping around her kitchen.
Then a VERY well-built Aussie guy comes in and cleans it up for her.
Sometimes I wonder how these add agencies come up with this stuff! :)
To: Charles Henrickson
Presenting the Brawny Guy candidate from San Francisco.
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posted on
10/23/2003 6:51:44 AM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
To: MamaTexan
Then a VERY well-built Aussie guy comes in and cleans it up for her I read somewhere that that guy committed suicide.
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posted on
10/23/2003 6:52:52 AM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
To: HarleyD
"He's strong with a gentle touch, and that's what women want," Biondi says.Oh great, a '90's "sensitive" lumberjack.
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posted on
10/23/2003 6:54:20 AM PDT
by
1Old Pro
(ESPN now has 4 little wimpy sissies left. I'm switching back to FOX.)
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