[cardinal4]

Syria is capable of creating a balance that would deter Israel and put an end to its aggressive adventures,'' the official Syrian Arab News Agency quoted Turkmany as saying.

Turkmany, put the crack pipe down, and slowly back away from the table.....

[Brian Allen]

<< Syria is capable of creating a power balance that would deter Israel and respond to its "aggressive adventures ...."

In the depths of its deepest delusional fantasies, perhaps.

And notwithstanding that Soddom's weapons are stored among the Syrian opium and cocaine fields of neighboring Lebanon's brutally and criminally occupied Bekkar Valley.

[Optimist]

"...Syria THE BLACK NIGHT is capable of creating a balance that would deter Israel KING ARTHUR and put an end to its HIS aggressive adventures"

ARTHUR:Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
BLACK KNIGHT:'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR:A scratch? Your arm's off!
BLACK KNIGHT:No, it isn't.
ARTHUR:Well, what's that, then?
BLACK KNIGHT:I've had worse.
ARTHUR:You liar!
BLACK KNIGHT:Come on, you pansy!
[clang]Huyah![clang]Hiyaah![clang]Aaaaaaaah!

[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off]

ARTHUR:Victory is mine![kneeling]We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer--
BLACK KNIGHT:Hah![kick]Come on, then.
ARTHUR:What?
BLACK KNIGHT:Have at you![kick]
ARTHUR:Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
BLACK KNIGHT:Oh, had enough, eh?
ARTHUR:Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.
BLACK KNIGHT:Yes, I have.
ARTHUR:Look!
BLACK KNIGHT:Just a flesh wound.[kick]
ARTHUR:Look, stop that.
BLACK KNIGHT:Chicken![kick]Chickennn!
ARTHUR:Look, I'll have your leg.[kick]Right![whop]

[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right leg off]

BLACK KNIGHT:Right. I'll do you for that!
ARTHUR:You'll what?
BLACK KNIGHT:Come here!
ARTHUR:What are you going to do, bleed on me?
BLACK KNIGHT:I'm invincible!
ARTHUR:You're a looney.
BLACK KNIGHT:The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then.[whop]

[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's last leg off]

BLACK KNIGHT:Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.