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Panic in Khartoum: Foreigners Shake Hands, Make Penises Disappear
The Middle East Research Institute ^
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Posted on 10/22/2003 11:14:43 AM PDT by JohnathanRGalt
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To: TrueBeliever9
Knew a church like that once.....:>)
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posted on
10/22/2003 3:08:52 PM PDT
by
xzins
(And now I will show you the most excellent way!)
To: cateizgr8
ping
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To: martin_fierro
THis has happened to me! Really! I kid you Not!!
I saw Janet Reno once. BAM!!!!!!! My penis disappeared. It Did!!!!
Took 2 hours of therapy at over $100 an hour to retrieve it! Really! True Story! I was mortified! Really!
Doncha just hate when that happens? >|:-)~~
84
posted on
10/22/2003 4:06:02 PM PDT
by
JoeSixPack1
(POW/MIA Bring 'em Home, Or Send us Back!! Semper Fi)
To: Lazamataz
Okay LAz! If we embrace them, will it make their penises disappear, thereby ending the Islamicist population within one or two generations (some will lie about our embrace, don'tcha know)?
85
posted on
10/22/2003 4:19:21 PM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(If you can read this, you've had life support from someone. Promote life support for others.)
To: exit82
discovered that he had lost his penis....
That's what I call major shrinkage.
To: JohnathanRGalt
"In conclusion Abbas wrote: "That man, who, as it is claimed, is from West Africa, is an imperialist Zionist agent that was sent to prevent our people from procreating and multiplying"There is a serious and a not so serious answer to this statement. Seriously, does one have to be a Jew to be a Zionist? Not so seriously, if the Jews are doing this they should shake the hand of Arafat--considering his makeup he would just disappear.
To: JohnathanRGalt
Note to Al-quds.
IT's ALL TRUE, every word. Top secret development of western powers. Can't say more or would have to shake your hand.
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posted on
10/22/2003 4:38:28 PM PDT
by
tet68
(multiculturalism is an ideological academic fantasy maintained in obvious bad faith. M. Thompson)
To: Piltdown_Woman
Actually, there may be some truth to this. I once dated a girl and the next morning my wallet was gone.
To: JohnathanRGalt
The rumors were spread rapidly by text messages on cellular phones...
This story is the answer to a question:
Q: What happens when you let people with mentalities locked in the 700s play with
21st century technology?
Dont' hold your breath expecting any cross-cultural Professor of Diversity Studies
to fairly investigate this sort of thing for their peer-reviewed journals...
90
posted on
10/22/2003 5:01:00 PM PDT
by
VOA
To: PoorMuttly
Shaggy..they're on to us.Activate Plan-B.
End of Transmission.
,,,the swelling's gone down after the shaking but it hasn't disappeared!+Transmission's fuzzy at this depth+ENDS
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posted on
10/23/2003 5:07:21 PM PDT
by
shaggy eel
(the cement's for the weight [belle-assed])
To: dirtboy
Some foreigners don't need to shake hands to accomplish that...
Awww Mannnnnn....... THAT face makes a lot more then my dingaling shrivel up...
Blaugh!!!!!
92
posted on
11/07/2003 2:12:10 PM PST
by
EUPHORIC
(Right? Left? Read Ecclesiastes 10:2 for a definition. The Bible knows all about it!)
To: JohnathanRGalt
Going to have to locate that "Ask the Imam" site that was posted here a couple of weeks ago and "ask the imam" what he thinks I should do to keep the evil Kafirs from stealing my winky! :)
LOVE to see that answer...
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posted on
11/07/2003 2:14:26 PM PST
by
EUPHORIC
(Right? Left? Read Ecclesiastes 10:2 for a definition. The Bible knows all about it!)
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