[2ndDivisionVet]

My wife loves me too. But she doesn't say crazy $#*+ about me that isn't true.

[Pollster1]

Bernie would have beaten Trump.

In other news:

- The 49ers would have beaten the Patriots in Superbowl LI
- Kenya would have beaten Nazi Germany at the Battle of the Bulge
- Mr. Ed would have beaten American Pharoah in all three 2015 Triple Crown races
- Barack Hussein would have beaten Usain Bolt in the 100m at the Olympics

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These are fun. If a contest never happened, you can just make stuff up. Of you can look at how even Hillary beat Bernie and then President Trump beat Hillary. Perhaps the transitive property hints at how a Trump-Bernie race would have turned out.

[AllAmericanGirl44]

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