Pat Buchanan: Obama ‘Put His Presidency At Risk’ With Embrace Of Gay Marriage

Mediate ^ | May 14, 2012 | Noah Rothman

[dfwgator]

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Captain Ned: [ interrupting ] That's enough, Miles.. [ Miles sits ] Now, men, I run a mans' ship. I will run it in a manful and masculine way! I will tolerate no men under my command who act in such a way so as to discredit their manhood and manliness! Do I make myself clear?

Miles Cowperthwaite V/O: "If there were any doubts as to Captain Ned's severity, they were quickly dispelled that very afternoon, when a scuffle broke out on deck."

[ Spunk approaches a Sailor tanning ]

First Mate Spunk: That's my tanning spot! you! You're in my spot! That's my spot!

Sailor #1: You are daft! I've been here all morning. Now, run along, you are blocking my sun.

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[ fight breaks out; Captain Ned intervenes ]

Captain Ned: Is this how men act on a man's ship? Where is your manliness? Fighting on deck is a serious breach on my articles of strict discipline! I'm afraid the guilty party is in for a very severe punishment!

Sailor #1: Captain.. I did indeed take Mr. Spunk's spot. I'm ready to accept my punishment..

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Sailor #2: [ entering ] Captain, I encouraged this fight - punish me! Make me wear nipple-pinching clothespins, sir!

Sailor #3: [ entering ] Me, Captain! Punish me!

Captain Ned: Stop! I've heard enough! Your manly admission of guilt is most manful. However, as your Captain, it is I who must bear the full masculine responsibility! And therefore, I will be punished. Spunk! Take me alone! I want a boiling oil rub..

[muawiyah]

Romney is the guy who more or less invented gay marriage in America. He has yet to renounce his evil past, nor promise that he'd back out of advancing homosexual causes.

There's little to chose between Obama and his white cousin Romney on this issue ~ and Pat knows it.

I think we should dig backward through what he said and figure out if he's been bought by the Mittbots (which, of course, all of us already understand completely).

[AngelesCrestHighway]

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[maxwellsmart_agent]

Almost everything he does recently is putting his campaign in jeopardy.

[longtermmemmory]

the MSM says everything he has done so far is a genius masterstroke! just ask them!

[BwanaNdege]

If the Democrats move their convention AND their Sodomy Plank out of Charlotte, most in NC will be glad to see them go.

Take your baby killing, homosexual pandering elsewhere.