Jerry Kilgore for Governor Campaign Kickoff (Virginia's Next Great Governor)

Campaign email | 3/10/05

[Flora McDonald]

"Chris Oprison, a lawyer, is seeking May's seat in the 33rd House District, which covers Clarke County and part of Loudoun County."

Now wouldn't you think a good reporter would have gotten a comment from May's opponent?

[Flora McDonald]

oops. sorry for the double post. got impatient.

[Corin Stormhands]

Now wouldn't you think a good reporter would have gotten a comment from May's opponent?

Well, a good one would have...

[Mudboy Slim]

"When the LeftWing Breaks!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "When the Levee Breaks...")

If it keeps on rainin', LeftWing's gonna break...
If Left keeps on whinin', LeftWing's gonna break!!
An' when the LeftWing breaks, RATS have no place to stay!!

Effete Ol' Lib'rals taught US to weep an' moan...yeh...
Elite Ol' Lefties taught US to weep an' moan...
Bush's got what it takes to make a long-time RAT change his vote!!
-ah~oh well, ah~oh well, ah~oh well-ah ooh-ooh.

RATS, don't it make ya feel bad when yer tryin'a find a Hero?!!
All DemRATS have sunken so low!!!!
If yer comin' down South, we got no use fer you...
Best keep gettin' it on to Ol' Castro.
Ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah hey hey.

Cryin' won't help ya, whinin' won't do ya no good, no...
Slick...cryin' won't help ya, whinin' won't do you no good!!
'Cuz when Slick's stonewall breaks, Bubba'll git Dem BareArsedBlues!! ah~ooh-hooh.

All last night, I FReeped all DemLefties...Left's Stoned-ahh,
Yep, that's Right, I sat on the levee an' crooned!!
A-thinkin' 'bout McAuliffe and Slick Willie's cellmates ahh-hah.

Ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, hahhh.
Ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ahhh.
Hey! Oh!

We're rollin'...
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
Sorry, but I can't take you~ahhh.
Goin' down, Left's goin' down now.
Goin' down, Slick's goin' down now.
Left's goin' down, RATS goin' down,
Libs goin' down, RATS goin' do__wn.

Ahhh~oooh~ohh.
Slick's goin' down, Slick's goin' down now.
Left's goin' down, Left's goin' down now.
Right's winnin' now...devolving Power now.
Right's singin' now...devolve Power down-down-down-down-down
~oooh~ooh~ooh~ooh ooh~ooh~ooh.

Mudboy Slim (10/17/2002)