Thief Swallows $19K Fabergé Egg: Police Wait Six Days For Suspect’s Expensive Bowel Movement

Dallas Express ^ | 12/07/2025 | Dallas Express

[DFG]

[crusty old prospector]

Maybe he was a poofter and it just fell out.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

"... the green enamel egg"

Correction: "...the PREVIOUSLY green enamel egg"

[Liz]

[SaxxonWoods]

Shoot, slice and remove.

[murron]

I can’t swallow the smallest of pills. I can’t imagine swallowing something like that.

[Reily]

This would be a great Mr Bean episode!

[HartleyMBaldwin]

I could have had it out in about 30 seconds with my old Buck knife.

[greenbrier]

[moose07]

” 8.4-centimeter”

Eye watering.

[ryderann]

” 8.4-centimeter”

And NOT smooth.

[bigbob]

Or an all-nighter at the taco bar

[TexasGator]

” 8.4-centimeter”

And NOT smooth.

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It is a pendant.

I hope you really don’t believe the ‘egg’ is 8.4 cm ...

[wally_bert]

Dave Lister swallowed Rimner’s light beam projector.

[BenLurkin]

Is that Cthulhu in there?

[Theoria]

I’m cracking up. I wonder how many eggs-perts they called in.

[gitmo]

Police kept the suspect under constant watch, assigning an officer to monitor him around the clock until the pendant emerged Thursday night without medical intervention.

I wonder what that poor cop did to draw that duty.

[Vermont Lt]

I saw a picture of this thing the other day. There is a little octopus in that egg. If it comes out one way, it’s gonna be uncomfortable. If it comes out the other way, those little eight legs are going to be “resisting” the whole way. That’s gonna leave a mark.

[shaggy eel]

,,, ha! Winner! I’m wondering who got the contract to water blast it.