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Vanity: Chile Sends All-Female SWAT To International Competition; Hilarity Ensues
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Posted on 02/06/2024 5:05:22 AM PST by TigerClaws

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To: dfwgator

You win!


41 posted on 02/06/2024 6:46:46 AM PST by stevio (Fight until you die.)
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To: TigerClaws

Hot bikini bods


42 posted on 02/06/2024 7:15:11 AM PST by nwrep
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To: TigerClaws

But the key is are they cute? Do the look good doing this stuff? Have they done a calendar like the ‘Aussie’ firemen and the Swedish bikini team? That’s what’s important. Oh, and of course that they fit the DEI quota.


43 posted on 02/06/2024 7:19:38 AM PST by redangus ( )
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To: TigerClaws

I saw one of the Swat babes sweeping her teammate several times with her firearm.


44 posted on 02/06/2024 7:21:44 AM PST by dljordan
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To: Candor7

Artificial butt.


45 posted on 02/06/2024 7:22:36 AM PST by dljordan
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To: TigerClaws

Didnt even make it past the 1st water obstacle!

Have any of these hotties been to the range yet?


46 posted on 02/06/2024 8:03:45 AM PST by Delta 21 (If anyone is treasonous, it is those who call me such.)
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To: TigerClaws

And this appears to have been an intellect problem, not a physicality problem. Sure the physical lacking made it harder, but at the end they just thought about what they were doing and it worked.


47 posted on 02/06/2024 8:19:50 AM PST by lepton ("It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into"--Jonathan Swift)
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To: dfwgator
The key is you got to sync up their cycles, so they all have PMS at the same time. Then they’ll be really effective.

Well, only for one week a month.

48 posted on 02/06/2024 8:59:39 AM PST by chaosagent (Remember, no matter how you slice it, forbidden fruit still tastes the sweetest!)
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To: dfwgator
Tactical Women’s Alert Team.

I see what you did there!

I have an entry!

Chilean Unified National Tactical Squad.

Also

Terrorism Interdiction Tactical Squad.

49 posted on 02/06/2024 9:08:25 AM PST by Lazamataz (Laz 2005: "First, we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them.")
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To: stevio; dfwgator
You win!

I dunno. See my entries, above.

50 posted on 02/06/2024 9:09:51 AM PST by Lazamataz (Laz 2005: "First, we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them.")
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To: piytar

Clips hold your hair back during ‘ops’.

Magazines are what you read in the beauty shop.


51 posted on 02/06/2024 10:00:56 AM PST by Scrambler Bob
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To: Yo-Yo
the all-women team has garnered praise for their advanced training and skills

I'm sure they are really good at killing dogs and innocent bystanders, which is all that really matters in a SWAT team.

52 posted on 02/06/2024 10:02:47 AM PST by zeugma (Stop deluding yourself that America is still a free country.)
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To: chaosagent; dfwgator
The key is you got to sync up their cycles, so they all have PMS at the same time. Then they’ll be really effective.
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Well, only for one week a month.

Well, now-- if they had a rotation of four teams who each served during their week, it could work...

53 posted on 02/06/2024 10:02:48 AM PST by fidelis (Ecce Crucem Domini! Fugite partes adversae! Vicit Leo de tribu Juda, Radix David! Alleluia!)
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To: TigerClaws

I won’t address the appropriateness of police pretending to be soldiers ...

I’ll just address what I see here.

I used to watch ‘American Ninja Warrior”, a very similar form of athletic competition.

Nothing I saw in that video surprises me.


54 posted on 02/06/2024 10:09:01 AM PST by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: Scrambler Bob

LOL


55 posted on 02/06/2024 10:11:15 AM PST by piytar (Do NOT forget Ashli Babbit!)
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To: NorthMountain

This leads to real world danger — female deputy overpowered by prisoner at courthouse who stole weapon and shot and killed her.

Celebrate the diversity. Live with the suck.


56 posted on 02/06/2024 10:16:29 AM PST by TigerClaws
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To: TigerClaws

Yeah, pretty much. I don’t approve of cop-chicks.

Cops should be big men, who know how to be calm and polite.


57 posted on 02/06/2024 10:30:03 AM PST by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: rdcbn1
They should have had a longer interval between themselves. The tension on the lines created a negative angle catenary that pulled them to the center instead of to the end of the line.

OMGzzzz! The mansplaining! The mansplaining!
58 posted on 02/06/2024 11:00:28 AM PST by fr_freak (So foul a sky clears not without a storm.)
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To: moovova
And here I thought the wimyn’s front-loaded ballast would help.

I think the courses were designed around men, whose center of gravity is higher, if they are fit. Some of those women had big ol' thunder thighs. They all did better when they raised their feet and went one at a time.

59 posted on 02/06/2024 12:40:05 PM PST by Albion Wilde (Either ‘the Deep State destroys America, or we destroy the Deep State.’ --Donald Trump)
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To: rdcbn1; Lazamataz; fr_freak

So you’re telling us.... because of the junk in the trunk, the dangle changed the angle, and they needed more space during the race?


60 posted on 02/11/2024 7:40:42 AM PST by Oil Object Insp
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