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First 12 Things Trump Will Do When He Inevitably Returns To Power
Babylon Bee ^
| 07/07/2022
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 07/07/2022 10:44:51 AM PDT by DFG
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posted on
07/07/2022 10:44:51 AM PDT
by
DFG
To: DFG
He’ll need to do much more than spray febreeze…a total Reno with the property brothers should help and give the proceeds to actual Reno costs since the White House is we the people museum.
To: DFG
Why Greenland? If he plays golf with Putin, we’ll own Russia!
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posted on
07/07/2022 10:52:21 AM PDT
by
Fireone
(When they pry them from my cold, dead, unvaccinated hands.)
To: DFG
ha! Pelosi needs to cover the hell up. and to buy a support bra.
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posted on
07/07/2022 10:56:53 AM PDT
by
ronniesgal
(Hot fun in the summertime! thanks rjo.)
To: ronniesgal
Pelosi needs to cover the hell up. and to buy a support bra. The crusty old commie bitch should dress appropriately for someone of her advanced years.
I think she's still shopping at Forever 61
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posted on
07/07/2022 11:02:16 AM PDT
by
Bobalu
(A dem asked what side I was for in Ukraine, I said "I'm against the commies" -- He got real pissed!)
To: DFG
Has there every been a president who has had to sanitize the White House twice...a mega disinfecting program following Obama’s departure, and again after Biden leaves (or is carried out)?
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posted on
07/07/2022 11:23:18 AM PDT
by
ryderann
To: DFG
Well he can appoint me to something instead of all of those RINOs from last term.
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posted on
07/07/2022 11:26:36 AM PDT
by
Dr. Franklin
("A republic, if you can keep it." )
To: ryderann
Remember when the clinton admin stole the w’s from the keyboards? Ah, the good ‘ol days
To: Bobalu
be glad it was not a bikini top.
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posted on
07/07/2022 11:44:09 AM PDT
by
ronniesgal
(Hot fun in the summertime! thanks rjo.)
To: ronniesgal
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posted on
07/07/2022 11:50:51 AM PDT
by
MrHead
(It is terrible to consider how few politicians are hanged. G.K.Chesterton)
To: DFG
Forgot #13:
Ivanka and Jared are not allowed within 500 miles of DC.
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posted on
07/07/2022 11:57:51 AM PDT
by
bakeneko
To: MrHead
well look around her waistline then.
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posted on
07/07/2022 12:08:30 PM PDT
by
ronniesgal
(Hot fun in the summertime! thanks rjo.)
To: ronniesgal
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posted on
07/07/2022 12:27:23 PM PDT
by
MrHead
(It is terrible to consider how few politicians are hanged. G.K.Chesterton)
To: DFG
I love you Bee!!!
Welcome back Mike Pence, just to tell him he's fired: It'll be the highest ratings for a single episode of The Apprentice. Maybe ever.
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posted on
07/07/2022 12:40:30 PM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
("hold my phone; I'm from Alaska")
To: MrHead
she’ll probably be happy for the attention. Maybe she has an OnlyFans for ya.
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posted on
07/07/2022 12:41:50 PM PDT
by
ronniesgal
(Hot fun in the summertime! thanks rjo.)
To: ronniesgal
well look around her waistline then.True story: CPR class instruction: "apply hands between the nipples. No, not where they are, where they are supposed to be."
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posted on
07/07/2022 12:42:11 PM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
("hold my phone; I'm from Alaska")
To: ronniesgal
i just appreciate a big track.
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posted on
07/07/2022 1:11:31 PM PDT
by
MrHead
(It is terrible to consider how few politicians are hanged. G.K.Chesterton)
To: MrHead
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posted on
07/07/2022 1:14:26 PM PDT
by
MrHead
(It is terrible to consider how few politicians are hanged. G.K.Chesterton)
To: NonValueAdded
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posted on
07/07/2022 1:22:24 PM PDT
by
ronniesgal
(Hot fun in the summertime! thanks rjo.)
To: ronniesgal
You mean one of those “itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot” bikinis?
I think several million people saw that
Beach photo of Nancy yesterday.
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