Record Number Of Canadians Tragically Lose Handguns In Ice Fishing Accidents

Babylon Bee ^ | 06/03/2022 | Babylon Bee

[Lazamataz]

That’s what you should tell the gun grabbers when they come to grab yours: “I accidentally dropped it into the water when I was fishing in my boat.”

Hey, that's pretty good! They'll probably believe that!

Or maybe instead they will hold a pistol to your daughters head and say, "Produce the gun or she dies." Then when she's dead, they'll repeat it with your son. Then your wife. Then you.

[CodeToad]

I have zero respect for Canadians. Not met a one that wasn’t a bleeding heart liberal. Just had a run in yesterday with a wussy Canadian showing they have zero standards because they have no backbone to stand up for any standards. They’ll take anything done to them. One Canadian might want to keep their firearm but there will be 100 others trying to tell him he’s just make problems.