Posted on 02/27/2022 6:28:56 PM PST by TigerClaws
Exactly the type of thing that’ll be a national news amusing story by tomorrow.
JSMDH
Be sure to tie knots around both your ears to ensure mask’s are not blown off your face during the initial blast and shock waves.
We’ll all be six foot distance shortly after with no need for masks.
They left out KYAG
“Be sure to tie knots around both your ears to ensure mask’s are not blown off your face during the initial blast and shock wav”
ROTFLMFAO!!!
This is a joke, right? Really??
Masks will protect us from breathing in the vaporized remains of our fallen comrades.
Wake me up from this 1 year nightmare, Is there really a nasty stupid old chomo in charge of “the free world?”
I also have heard the idea to:
1. Wrap yourself with bacon, then tinfoil.
2. Lay down in a bathtub.
You’ll still fry, but at least you’ll smell good in the morning.
More fear porn from the US government,.
Covid isn’t keeping enough people scared anymore.
White Supremacist Trumpster Domestic Terrorists aren’t keeping enough people scared anymore.
Now they gotta threaten us with Russian nukes....
When, if that happens, it will be the fault of Joebama and the Warmonger Chicken Hawks in Congress.
Gee, I wish I had a schoolkid’s desk to hide under like they told us to do back in the 1950s and 60s.
The first Internet Archive of this ready.gov page was August 4, 2020. That archive page says “Last Updated: 03/27/2020.”
I wonder when the original page was created and why. It’s curious it was apparently created on Trump’s watch.
The page today says “Last Updated: 02/25/2022.”
What might have made them update the page?
😮
Sit down,lean forward, put head between your knees and kiss your ahz goodbye.🙄
Nuclear Russia invading Ukraine and a madman Soviet thug with his finger on the nuclear trigger?
But the FR Putin fans will post on here as the bombs drop to tell us how great Putin is.
Don’t fall in.
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There is lot more US Money floating around in Ukraine than people think.
The Alphabet agencies spread around a lot money to win minds. Our interest, evidently, is keeping them anti-Russia.
That money comes from many different budgets. Money worries me due to Corruption attached to it.
They are predominantly Socialist Democrats, if I’m reading the right websites.
Alexandra Chalupa
Vindman
Vindman’s wife
Yovanovitch
Back in the dark ages of the 1950s, we were told:
Find a curb or step or even a stool
Sit down and cover your ears
Bend over as far as you can
Kiss your ass good by
Will being fully vaccinated help?
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