I thought this was the Babylon Bee!
I guess Kamala is not a student of history,if she thinks Hillary really wants to help her be more Popular,she’s dumber than I thought she was
Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I
(And let’s face it, who isn’t less fortunate than I?)
My tender heart tends to start to bleed
And when someone needs a makeover
I simply have to take over
I know I know exactly what they need
And even in your case
Though it’s the toughest case I’ve yet to face,
Don’t worry, I’m determined to succeed
Follow my lead, and yes, indeed, you will be...
Popular!
You’re gonna be popular!
I’ll teach you the proper ploys
When you talk to boys
Little ways to flirt and flounce
Oooh! I’ll show you what shoes to wear
How to fix your hair
Everything that really counts to be...
Popular!
I’ll help you be popular!
You’ll hang with the right cohorts
You’ll be good at sports
Know the slang you’ve got to know
So let’s start
‘Cause you’ve got an awfully long way to go...
Don’t be offended by my frank analysis
Think of it as personality dialysis
Now that I’ve chosen to become a pal, sister and adviser
There’s nobody wiser
Not when it comes to...
Popular
I know about popular
And with an assist from me
To be who you’ll be
Instead of dreary, who you were... well, are
There’s nothing that can stop you
From becoming popu-ler... lar...
La la, la la!
We’re gonna make you pop-u-lar...
When I see depressing creatures
With unprepossessing features
I remind them on their own behalf to think of
Celebrated heads of state
Or ‘specially great communicators
Did they have brains or knowledge?
Don’t make me laugh!
They were popular!
Please, it’s all about popular!
It’s not about aptitude
It’s the way you’re viewed
So it’s very shrewd to be
Very, very popular like me!
Why, Miss Elphaba, look at you. You’re beautiful!
And though you protest
Your disinterest
I know clandestinely
You’re gonna grin and bear it
Your new found popularity
Ohh!
La la, la la!
You’ll be popular
Just not quite as popular as me!
I guess we can expect Kamala to adopt different accents depending on where she is in the country.
Covid is “popular”, too. There’s good popular and bad popular. Covid is more popular than Hillary is.
So harris goes to a loser on how to increase her poll numbers.
Her poll numbers weren’t the problem. The pollsters were taking care of that but it seems like neither the pollsters nor the left understand the fact that their poll numbers meant nothing.
Oh, this oughtta be good.......
This is Bubbua’s idea. He’s never had a Jamaican-Indian who was also Vice President before.
That is like Bernie Sanders giving tips on how to be a Capitalist and a Conservative... 🤓
OMG, the forum is filled with Babylon Bee headlines today!
I can understand this.
Ask hillary what to do, then do the opposite.
Cackle!
Take it from me Kamala, people love cackling.
Hillary can teach her on fashion sense..../LOL
“Now look here” said the blind man to his deaf son....
This is a case of a moron going to an idiot for advice.
The wolf guarding her hen house. Hillary will probably tell Kamala the place to start is running out in front of a semi to gain sympathy.
Purchase all of you clothing from the Coleman Collection
Oxymoron
PERFECT!!
Kam will go from a sexual emoji to a demonic avatar.
GENIUS!!
Is this from the Bee?-)