If I kill a big ant on my patio, a bunch of little ants appear and carry it away

[SamAdams76]

[facedown]

Big Ant, it’s what’s for dinner.

[noiseman]

I wish it worked that way for Raccoons and Woodpeckers.

[Salamander]

Ants are incredibly complex and miraculous creatures.

/no step on ant

[Az Joe]

Try psychiatry. It’s worth the money.

[Ken H]

You sure those aren’t Zanti misfits?

[JohnBrowdie]

if you drunk enough crown, the ants sing taylor swift hits to you.

[SamAdams76]

With all the money I’ve saved on psychiatry, I can retire in relative comfort.

[central_va]

All fire ants must die.

[Fungi]

How a parasitic fungus turns ants into ‘zombies’
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/cordyceps-zombie-fungus-takes-over-ants

[JohnBrowdie]

*drink. gaddam iOS autocorrect nazis.

[SamAdams76]

These ants were singing “Blue” by Leanne Rimes.

[Celerity]

Hey Sam! Is there a gas leak?

[DannyTN]

They do that and they also report you to the really big ants.

[JohnBrowdie]

my cockroaches sing Leanne Rimes. the ants sing Taylor Swift. the flies sing Katy Perry, but they’re all democrats, so we smash them.

[forgotten man]

When I was a kid my friends and I would capture a jar full of red ants and then pour them into an ant hill of black ants. It was like watching the World War I battle of Verdun. They fight like a well trained army.

[gov_bean_ counter]

… and armadillos.

[nickcarraway]

Yes, but look how you treated your aunt.

[PIF]

Big and little ants ... the little ants are scavengers, the big ant is a Carpenter ant eating your home. Call Orkin

[BenLurkin]