Posted on 07/19/2016 8:23:14 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The Religion of No Fun.
DANG!
Oh no!!!!!
Now the Islamic terrorists are gonna try to kill Pokemon!!!!!
The Religion of No Fun.
I do not know if that is quite accurate. Looting, pillaging, conquering, raping, then heaven with 72 virgins/raisins, whatever...
Not fun?
I can see it now...
Terrosists walking around...Holding their phones out in one hand...A gun in the other...Snap shooting at the character on their phone...
Abbas Shuman, deputy head of Egypts Al-Azhar Islamic institution asks: Will we find some lunatics walk into mosques, churches, prisons and military units in search of the missing [Pokémon]? The answer is evidently yes. In Cairo, Pokéstops, where you can gather more supplies for the game, have been found in mosques, in churches, and even inside newsrooms.
So what would these clerics suggest instead? I know: Mufti-Go where Islamists download an App which they then use to trace the routes of Muhammad. Along the way they will come across many virtual Muftis who one must catch. Once caught, the virtual cleric will issue a single lesson to the player in the proper ways of jihad, the correct method of takfir, etc.
MUFTI-GO! Excellent! But don’t give the enemy ideas they can use against us!
They like Pokeboy.
You know, I might just have to agree with this islamic cleric when it comes to Pokemon.
Can we get him interested in a fatwa against rap?
Perhaps this will wake up some Millennials.
I have read that the guy that designed Pokemon Go is also the guy that helped create Google Earth and the 3D rendering of the buildings. Both projects were financed in part by the CIA. If true, probably more just for the ideas and the general technology.
But - millions of people wandering around taking photographs linked to GPS coordinates could provide interesting data for some.
I DID read the Pokemon Go license agreement. They have two long sections in there about not being liable for ANYTHING related to the the game. There is another section where they reserve the right to share any information with third parties and law enforcement.
I guess if I ran an illegal gun-running outfit from a mosque I would be concerned too.
No Fun appears to be a distinct part of this sadistic religion.
Grand Mufti of Egypt, Nasser Farid Waseel: I bet he’s ticked off because his sons LOVE the game.
Now THAT is an EXCELLENT idea.
If our military was tapped in they could make Pokestops and drop lures all over Syria, then tie it in to the drones. Terrorist shows up to catch em all and Boom!
Good catch. What better way to gain visual intel of ANYTHING than by using millions of kids (and adults) addicted to a ‘game’ where they’re led by GPS to take photos of the intended target. Genius!
A new game piece. Spot the moslem a-hole.
Someone must now provide eye...no...mind bleach.
“...and the Pokémon will hide behind the rocks and the trees, but the rocks and the trees will say: Oh iPhone Owner, oh servant of Apple, there is a Pokémon behind me, come and kill him except for the sakura tree, which is one of the trees of the Pokémon.”
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