Posted on 05/05/2015 2:31:50 PM PDT by rightistight
“Normal”? You bigot!
“Third, he writes, “I Have the Privilege of Peeing Standing Up.’”
I’m suddenly reminded of a couple of scenes from the movie Bachelor Party...
Many years ago while working for a moving company and traveling down the highway I told the Tractor trailer driver that I needed to stop and take a leak.
I needed to go really bad.
He said no.
I asked “please stop”
No.
I didn’t have a liter bottle but found an empty potato chip bag.
It worked.
No, but he might be a male.
But you wouldn't want to offend people who aren't normal, would you? (Actually, I would but that's just me.)
I only have one penis!
Girls (and some men) can get as many as they want.
What the frick is that?
Due to the drought and only due to the drought, I pee outside to conserve water all of the time.
DANG!
Cisgender is a word that applies to the vast majority of people, describing a person who is not transgender. If a doctor announces, It's a girl! in the delivery room based on the child's body and that baby grows up to identify as a woman, that person is cisgender.
Seattle? I can only imagine...
this guy could be.....the next democrat contender!!!
It’s the new N word.
While walking to our car after a Vikings game, we saw a large woman squat in a stairwell of a parking ramp and urinate. So there you go, not only men can pee outdoors.
“...this guy could be.....the next democrat contender!!!”
He is even worse than that - right now! He is a High School teacher. No doubt pushing these views on our kids. Whenever one of my daughter’s teacher says stupid stuff she emails him and corrects him. (The latest was “Dear Mr. Johnson. Sarah Palin said you can see Russia from Alaska. It was Tina Fey the comedian that turned it into a joke and said “I can see Russia from my house!”)
These frickin’ teachers are fricken’ idiots.
BTW - back in New York City it didn’t bother some women to pee while standing up. More than once saw some homeless gal walking along with a bag in both hands, stop in the middle of the sidewalk, spread her legs (wearing a dress/skirt) and leave a little puddle. So all should be good in Mr. Cisgender’s world.
There’s only one way to resolve this under the socialist system... no one gets any, except government who gets 20 of everyone else’s.
HE WHO IS ENTRUSTED ....with the alleged education ..of some poor gaggle of hapless chilldrings!
Didn’t we used to call such men eunichs? Except in the original sense everything male was cut off.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skoptsy
I call BS. Women wear booty-shorts and nobody bats an eye. I wear booty-shorts and I get arrested. What gives, Greenberg? What gives????
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