Posted on 03/07/2015 2:24:50 AM PST by Reverend Saltine
Now that’s funny!!!
This could be very enlightening if done properly.
Men & women will dress the same - olive drab suits & dresses, with boots for all. No individualism will be tolerated. No jewelry allowed. Men’s hair will be close cropped & combed. Women’s hair will be in a bun.
Attendees should be made to stand in line for hours in the punch & cookies line, only to find out there is nothing left when they reach the head of the line.
Attendees will be thoroughly searched & their phones confiscated before entering the dance.
Decorations should be replaced with huge pictures of their leader, Obama, captioned with some of his famous sayings such as, “If you like your plan, you can keep your plan”.
Music will be provided by the student union band, playing a variety of patriotic music. Rather than dancing, attendees will be doing close order drill.
Faculty & staff should constantly patrol the party looking for counter-revolutionaries - anybody who stands out. No student will be allowed in the faculty break room where caviar & top shelf liquor will be served.
Students should feel free to rat out their comrades for rules violations, however minor. School credit will be given for ratting out parents & family to school commissars.
Freedom of speech & association will not be tolerated.
Toilet paper & visits will be strictly rationed.
Each attendee shall be required to confess to the group of their backsliding into capitalism.
Students will be required to recite portions of the Communist Manifesto, on command. Those who fail to do so correctly will be put in the toilet paper recycling gulag for the duration of the school year.
The kids want communism - they should be given communism.
What the #%** are they teaching or not teaching these kids?
They young fools equate communism with the welfare state. WRONG!
They think they will be allowed to do nothing but party, while being provided with a home, car, phone, food & drink, under communism. WRONG!
Under communism, there is no welfare state. There is no unemployment because the state tells you where you work & what you do, whether you like it or not. If your job is garbage collection, you can expect to do that until you die. If you don’t go to work they come & get you. Resisters are re-educated in cold places that involve work with picks, shovels, & sledges.
Yeah, I remember that one. LOL
Nazi’s killed 12 million (6 million were Jews killed for their religion) Stalin killed 36 million, Mao klled at lease 50 million (maybe more). Funny as a crutch. Are any people at the prom going to be liquidated? Fools! Lots of folks died fighting Communism—wait til its fully enforced in America—then when you have Marx thrust down your throat tou many want a Capitalist Theamed Prom—by the Government will not let you have that as it will be anti-revoltionary and get you tossed into the Alaskan Gulag!
oh...and no “music” or whatever the hell it is lately...since we are no longer rapping or whatsoever, i no, right?
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