Mexican President Calls Perry Border Policy “Unneighborly”

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 12 Sep 2014 | John Semmens

[dfwgator]

Muck Fexico.

[spintreebob]

He is all pine and I am apple-orchard.
My apple trees will never get across
And eat the cones under his pines, I tell him.
He only says, “Good fences make good neighbors.”
Spring is the mischief in me, and I wonder
If I could put a notion in his head:
“Why do they make good neighbors? Isn’t it
Where there are cows? But here there are no cows.
Before I built a wall I’d ask to know
What I was walling in or walling out,
And to whom I was like to give offence.
Something there is that doesn’t love a wall,
That wants it down!” I could say “Elves” to him,
But it’s not elves exactly, and I’d rather
He said it for himself. I see him there,
Bringing a stone grasped firmly by the top
In each hand, like an old-stone savage armed.
He moves in darkness as it seems to me,
Not of woods only and the shade of trees.
He will not go behind his father’s saying,
And he likes having thought of it so well
He says again, “Good fences make good neighbors.”
Robert Frost

[mowowie]

You almost always get me.
I’m usually like WTF then i glance over at the source and breath a semi-sigh of relief.

[The_Media_never_lie]

I knew this was satire as soon as I read the headline. I am getting better.......

[spawn44]

With neighbors like mexico who needs enemy’s. Hey mexico don’t forget this simple run HIGH FENCES MAKE FOR GOOD NEIGHBORS.