Posted on 08/29/2012 4:11:57 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
After the President buries your f***ing Stiff I suggest you roll up your f***ing extended brood and sail off to whatever island rock you choose to buy where you can live out your f***ing life eating f***ing cake.
[This from a guy who undoubtedly supported Thurston Kerry III and Lovey in 2004.]
LOL... that is funny!!
I think you have been unforgivably polite.
[Needs more "F" words!]
Polite??? My Gosh!!
Cause, personally, it looks to me like something a sixth grader would write. [Oh, please, you give Aviation Pro too much credit! Maybe a sixth-grader with Tourette's Syndrome, I suppose, but. . . .]
LOL
I'm with you. This rant will probably be all over FR as an example of "hate speech from the Left."
No, it isn't hate speech it is NORMAL you you LIBERALS!!
[DUmmie oldhippie, I perceive that you are a prophet.]
Oldhippie, you are...and we are having FUN!!!
And who really cares what those f***ing @sswipes think? Not me.
Darn, I thought LIBERALS were nice people! I wanted to say nice things about you guys... lets see if I can...
You are hard working -- AVOIDING WORK!! [We gather that, Bloviation Pro.]
I Second that!!
These people need to take their ANTI-DEPRESSION MEDS. Or smoke weed!!! I guess they'll be calm next week.. and so clear headed, that their HERO the ZERO will give them the stars and the moon. (at TAXPAYERS EXPENSE!!)
I got the idea from one of your posts the other day. Thanx!
Well, kev, you are the ultimate arbiter of the PLTA, so I yield to your judgment. However, I do think Bloviation Pro should retain the gold medal in the F***athlon. He has passed the doping test and comes out as a Class-A Dope.
"Aviation Pro" works as a:
a. TSA groper
b. Luggage pilferer
c. Traffic nazi
d. Male stewardess
In regard to DUmmie Bloviation Pro, the “Pro” must be short for “Profanity.”
I’ll go off the board with:
e. unemployed stoner who plays Flight Sim on his mom’s computer.
“I’ll go off the board with:
e. unemployed stoner who plays Flight Sim on his mom’s computer.”
f. F***’n F******
Nah, a stoner would not be so angry.
Haters gonna hate!
a. TSA groper
b. Luggage pilferer
c. Traffic nazi
d. Male stewardess
All of the above, here's why.
Aviation Pro reported for his first day of work as airport rent-a-cop traffic nazi.(c) Given it was squeeze the eagle day, too few TSA gropers showed up for work; so a warm body was needed to wave people dressed in Halloween costumes through and hassle ordinary travelers.(a)
Aviation Pro quickly met his daily quota for handling people's junk. This so impressed J-Nap, Aviation Pro was field promoted to luggage inspector duties. While pilfering luggage Aviation Pro discovered and determined a suspicious dildo bomb look alike product which required further examination. (b)
While on one of fourteen breaks, Aviation Pro learned Jet Blue has a history of hiring loony employees, so tonight Aviation Pro filled out online Jet Blue employment application from mummy's basement. (d)
Cheers,
OLA
“Nah, a stoner would not be so angry.”
Maybe mommy flushed his stash.
This could be the subject of a thread in itself.
“What Makes a Stoner Angry?”
I swear, if these clowns ever get total control, we'll be riding on the boxcars to reeducation camp.
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