DUmmie FUnnies 08-27-12 ("Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 27, 2012 | DUmmie Aerows, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

[Charles Henrickson]

As a gentleman, I do not believe in being too familiar with strange women--and the DUmmie women are definitely strange! And as a Swede, one of God's frozen people--well, we don't do a lot of public touching. So I probably wouldn't fix a woman's collar without her permission. But I can't say that every guy who would is some evil stalker! And even if he is a creep, I certainly wouldn't assume it's because he's a Republican!

Exhibit A: May I introduce to you the Man from Grope, the Comeback Id . . . the man who doesn't just TALK about rape, he DOES it . . . ladies and gentlemen, one of the main speakers at the upcoming DEMOCRAT Convention . . . Mr. Bill Clinton!

[decal]

ibtpfo

[Charles Henrickson]

PING!

[decal]

“I was getting my smoked honey turkey. . . .”

Don't think I'd refer to The Wyf as “my smoked honey” but then I'm not a lesbian; maybe it's some sort of lingo.

[woofie]

If she needed chicken she should go to Chick fil a

[doorgunner69]

My mother arrived from the donut counter and took over. . . .

I can see it already, the mother looks eerily like Rosie O'Donuts. That would strike fear into any stalker........

[decal]

“...go ahead and roast me, but there really aren’t any other places here to get deli meat.”

If I roast you, would I NEED to go anywhere to get deli meat?

[Kirkwood]

OK, I admit I did it. And yes, I have OCD. That flipped up collar was really distracting. Ugly old broad, by the way.

[Kirkwood]

http://vindicarlo.com/wal-mart-best-place-to-pick-up-women

[Charles Henrickson]

wal-mart-best-place-to-pick-up-women

If you're a weightlifter, I guess.

[ApplegateRanch]

My mother arrived from the donut counter and took over. . .

Her mother is a cop?

! 40 YO woman, Lezzie or not, needs her mommy to deal with a maybe might be masher? What is she; a femme fetal?

[I still care]

Great place for the video. They all look like Democrats to me, though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KRwPdDdaxU&playnext=1&list=PL4B4DDFD4FCB84940&feature=results_video

[Incorrigible]

The color/collar thing got me too.

Curious where someone could live that the only outlet for deli meat is Walmart.

If you shop at Walmart, you’re bound to run into Walmart people.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

A petite feminine blond lesbian? Shops at the Deli Counter every Sunday? Could you tell me what Wal*Mart she shops at and me some of the guys from Aryan Nation can go down next Sunday to check her out, if ya know what I mean.

[metmom]

Any guy who would adjust a woman’s collar is not likely to be straight, IMO.

Her paranoia over the situation is so thick you could cut it with a knife. I wonder if she’s seen any black helicopters flying about her house lately.

Good thing she had mommy around to take care of her.

[Condor51]

IMO it would be a know-it-all Liberal that would go and adjust a complete strangers collar. Some touchy-feely Alan Alda retread cretin clone type.

In short: Ted Bundy's son. Or... Michael Bloomberg.

[Rebelbase]

A liberal shopping at evil Wal-Mart?

[Old Sarge]

[visualops]

Every grocery store has a deli counter.
So she’s full of baloney. She and her Mom shop Walmart every week.
I tend to concur with the other poster who said a straight guy likely wouldn’t fix a collar (unless he was Felix Unger).

[Condor51]

I go ahead and give people dirty looks at the grocery store when I feel they deserved it.

Not me, I do something even better.
When I go shopping I look like I'm a hit man ready to whack the next person I see.₍₁₎

That way, the really crazy people leave me alone :-)

(1) It's a habit I picked up in my yute when I worked for some .... uh ..... 'Italians'
and I still don't smile in pictures. kinda pi$$e$ off the family. my Facebook pic looks like a mug shot.