Posted on 10/09/2011 5:48:15 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
I think I agree.
My ultra lib brother loves to talk tough..but nearly passd out while I cleaned fish. I am glad I wasn’t cleaning birds.
He might have died.
Most of them refuse to accept their decision and instead pull this crap. Let em’ their decision still stands and they get pissed off at everything. (eventually themselves)
I catch trout at the river and gut them with my index finger. I’ll bet that would put most of them in shock. Good Grief!
Good One Charles, these moonbats are about to pee on their basement walls.
I guess when one “leaves the land” and thinks life is a video game..It is expected.
Yummmm...trout!!
I don’t care where you go in this country, things are always better off the interstate. I live 30 miles from Ann Arbor and my little town is as conservative as anyplace you’ll find in the bible belt.
There’s always the squeeze and fling method of gutting rabbits. That’s sure to make the toughest liberal vomit and pass out.
If is was around one of those bats I would assault them with trout guts and just laugh & laugh. :^)
They could run off to the police and explain how they were assaulted with Trout Kidneys. Sheesh
That might get me queasy.
Just don’t do it in my direction, I’ve got a whole deer thing going on.
Its kinda gross but if you don’t have a knife handy for getting the gooey nugat center out of the bunny it works in a pinch.
I like the graphic, you have personally knocked every DU’er from this thread. LOL!
I’m not sure what “squeeze and fling” is. It maybe TMI, lol
But many, many years ago..a friend of my husband’s taunted me by saying I would have to clean whatever he killed. Why my husband didn’t step in I will never know. But being a smart aleck...I said..bring it on. (maybe that is why he didn’t step in, lol.)
I have cleaned fish and birds..but never a mammal. I am so glad he didn’t shoot anything bigger than a rabbit. I did it, because of the dare. But I sure didn’t like it. :)
Basically bend over squeeze all the innards of the bunny toward his butt.
Then you raise the bunny over your head with both hands and swing down as if swinging an axe and you hit your forearms on your thighs to stop the motion.
Bunny stops moving but the innards don’t.
Don’t do it with your back to a crowd unless you really don’t like them much.
HAHA! I was wondering where all the page views came from...
Cleaning a fish without a knife ... (twist the head and pull) ... might get him upset ... try it with a rabbit .... I can field dress a LIVE rabbit in about 20 seconds (includes dispatch gutting and skinning it) that would really freak him out!
He would totally freak when it is Chicken day (Chickens are so much tougher than Rabbits...)
TT
Ewww!! There has to be a better way!!
Actually I reach in and pull the entire stream of organs right from the mouth while the bastard is still twitching.
And those queers at the DU want to engage us...............I don’t think so honey.
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