Penitent CNN Anchor Confesses 'Eco-Sins' for Earth Day

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[RatherBiased.com]

Don't you dare call environmentalism a religion!

[Soothesayer]

He is also exhaling CO2 which adds to global warming.

If he is truly penitent then he should kill himself immediately.

[HiTech RedNeck]

Yeah, other stuff like the normal jetting around that the jet set does.

[dblshot]

Confessing one’s green sins on Good Friday is down right obnoxiously rude.

[scott7278]

He needs to confess his real sins...

[FreeAtlanta]

pansy, fruitcake, knucklehead, deviant, twisted sister

[beethovenfan]

Forgive me, Gore, for I have emitted.....oops! Here comes another one.

[HiTech RedNeck]

And make arrangements to be entombed in a hermetically sealed casket so that carbon compounds from the decay of his body can’t escape into the environment. Whatever, don’t make it cremation because that dumps the CO2 out fast as well as creating other CO2 from fuel.

[HiTech RedNeck]

An older hippie generation would point out that the wooden cross was “all natural” and lament that the nails were not. “Jesus, you should have been crucified with wooden pegs.”

[RatRipper]

He needs to confess his real sins...

. . . at least one of which is worshiping the wrong god.

[Tulane]

Good Friday? What’s that? Does it have something to do with Earth day?

[WKUHilltopper]

Maybe he should pray repentance to those bats in his belfry too...

[Tex-Con-Man]

I believe the weekly BBC One Planet broadcasts ends the show with each correspondent revealing their carbon footprint for reporting their story.

They truly reside on a blissfully ignorant different planet.

[Huskrrrr]

This bed-wetter lost his Guy Card years ago.

[Moonman62]

An older hippie generation would point out that the wooden cross was “all natural” and lament that the nails were not.

I like to point out that crude oil is all natural and 100% biodegradable whenever possible.

[Carl LaFong]

I did my part by starting a tire fire on the empty lot at the end of the street today.
Is that an eco-sin?
Was that wrong?

[Polybius]

Audi 2010 Green Car Super Bowl Commercial

[UCFRoadWarrior]

And they call us Birthers “kooks” and
crazees”......

[The_Media_never_lie]

He and Galore should be stoned together (not get stoned together). Ralph Nader should throw the first stone, provided he will promise to run for President again.

[The_Media_never_lie]

He and Galore should be stoned together (not get stoned together). Ralph Nader should throw the first stone, provided he will promise to run for President again.