Big Mama v. Mama Grizzly-Roseanne could be the woman to take on Palin & her fellow conservatives

Slate ^ | March 18, 2011 | Jessica Grose

[2ndDivisionVet]

There wasn't room for a "barf alert" in the title.

[Mister Da]

Roseanne is as dumb as a brick. Ignore her.

[Destroyer Sailor]

What a joke. The woman’s life is such a mess. What the media will do to attack Palin never surprises me.

[Huntress]

. . .a new reality show starring Roseanne as she lives and works on her 40-acre Macadamia nut farm in Hawaii.

I'm going to go out on a limb here, and predict that this show will bomb.

[bigbob]

Oh boy, unless Janeane Garofolo were to throw on 150 extra pounds I can’t think of a more disgusting public face to put on the women of the liberal left..

[excopconservative]

That’s what we need. Something that will unify the mothers of America in support of Gov. Palin.

[mountn man]

Roseanne repeated a more decorous version of her anti-Palin battle cry in an interview with USA Today while she was promoting her new book, Roseannearchy.

I hear 7 copies of her book sold. Roseanne bought 6 of them and gave them to her former co-stars, who then used them for fireplace kindling.

Her ex husband bought the other, and is using it for toilet paper. When asked if the paper from the book was more harsh and grating than TP, he said "I was married to Roseanne, I'm used to harsh and grating. Believe me, this paper is down right luxurious compared to her."

[wally_bert]

You never met my ex network administrator boss at a certain university. As ugly inside as outside. She preached all the isms of the wun. I left her behind a couple of years ago. One of the best decisions I ever made.

[Noumenon]

What’s this? The Left’s “Send in the clowns” strategy? That all they got?

[smokingfrog]

Why would anyone torture themselves like that?

[bwc2221]

I'm not sure Sarah Palin and Roseanne Barr are the same sex. Sarah is a girl, but I’m not sure about Roseanne.

[mountn man]

[doc1019]

You know that giving names can help cleanse the soul.

[mountn man]

[mountn man]

The poster child for saying no to drugs and alcohol.

[One Name]

Let’s see... Roseanne on a nut farm vs. Sarah Palin’s Alaska. ( I didn’t see any of the episodes of SP because I do not have cable or satellite, but I saw web excerpts)

Why does the left (and the “right”) waste so much time on an unelectable non-starter?

Because they are scared to death of the power of truth.

[GladesGuru]

“Ten million b*tches march” - OMG!

Sound the Fat-alanche ALarm!

[Sarah Barracuda]

Roseanne has nothing to worry about..no one is stealing her act, Roseanne is and always will be dumb as dirt..I wonder, which supposed personality of Roseanne’s is writing a book..is it multiple #40 or #100, I can never tell

[ChocChipCookie]

Her brand of ugly, bitter humor may be funny to some, but it wears thin very, very quickly.