It Feels Drafty [Former Nixon Aide Advocates Universal Draft]

The Episconixonian ^ | March 15, 2011 | John Taylor

[trisham]

Sir, your argument makes no sense. I'm sorry.

Thank you for your service.

[Tax-chick]

My cousin, 12 years as an infantry officer, is a teacher now. There is excellent discipline in his classes! He was a principal for a while, too.

[trisham]

We desperately need teachers like him. If he were my cousin, I would be very proud of him!

[Tax-chick]

If ex-military men were allowed to keep discipline and teach courses effectively, instead of being forced to act like liberal ladies, more of them would teach, even at modest salaries. My cousin teaches in a private school.

[trisham]

Absolutely correct!

[Cheburashka]

Control freaks. Communists, socialists, Nazis, ecowackos, liberals, and so on. All control freaks. Want to force other people to live their lives, like Mr./Ms. Control Freak thinks they should. Want to use the power of the government to make other people do what Mr./Ms. Control Freak wants them to do, whatever is Mr./Ms. Control Freak's particular hobby horse. All for the greater good, of course. Whatever the control freaks want, it's always for the greater good. Just ask them.

Control freaks. They're everywhere. There are even some on Free Republic.

Don't blame me when the Obama-Jugend come knocking on your door and demand to see that your toilet is the approved low-flush model and that you haven't disabled the two-minute timer on your shower. Hefty fines for both if you aren't in compliance.