DUmmie FUnnies 11-19-10 (Perpetrator of Rove Indictment Hoax Sermonizes About Morality)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 19, 2010 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

something that makes me want to give up on this tepid reporting job. . . .

You call this little low-paid truthout gig you've got a "reporting job"? You still fancy yourself as Journalist and Best-Selling Author William Rivers Pitt, when really you're just Wee Willie the Bukowski Bouncer?

[Roscoe Karns]

the only other reasonable solution would seem to be undertaking a deep and profound heroin habit. Just shoot up and float away

Pitt: "Don't touch my junk!"

[Charles Henrickson]

They had the House, the Senate, the White House and put two new Justices on the Supreme Court, and yet with all that power and influence, found themselves blown out yet again in a midterm election.

You know, I seem to recall someone who predicted with UTTER ASSURANCE that in those very midterms the Democrats were going to "keep the House"! "Bookmark this thread," this person confidently asserted. "You can shove it up my ass if I'm wrong. I'm not wrong." Let's see, now who WAS that? . . . Oh, that's right, it was YOU, Will Pitt!

[Charles Henrickson]

if a tree falls in the forest and the media doesn't report on it, did it happen?

If a Pitt falls on the barroom floor and he doesn't remember it in the morning, did it happen?

[Charles Henrickson]

Barring that. . . .

Barroom that. . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

Most Americans don't know a damned thing about the ways they are being helped and bettered by the accomplishments of the Obama administration and this last Congress. . . .

You know, you're right, Pitt. I can't think of a DARNED THING Obama and the Dems have done to help and better my life.

[Charles Henrickson]

What was it Mick Jagger said? "I'll be in my basement room, with a needle and a spoon..."

What was it the DUmmie said? "I'll be in Mom's basement room, sitting in my Fruit of the Looms. . . ."

[beckysueb]

Most Americans are not aware that the Obama administration orchestrated a tax cut for 95% of Americans. Most Americans don't know a damned thing about the ways they are being helped and bettered by the accomplishments of the Obama administration and this last Congress, and that is because Mr. Obama and his friends in Congress failed utterly to tell them about it.

Words fail me.

[Newtoidaho]

Gotta say, there’s just nothing FUnny about this putrid shitstain’s diseased- brain ramblings. The best we can hope for is for a chalk outline from a heroin overdose in his near future.

[FDNYRHEROES]

Will declared on March 13, 2006 that Karl Rove had ALREADY been indicted on May 12, 2006.

PJ, don't you mean that he "declared on MAY 13, etc."?

Never mind the dates...PJ's on a roll...

[mikrofon]

Not to be confused with that other denizen of DU — Fellatio Hornblower

[eddie willers]

(two-thirds of Americans want those tax cuts repealed)

Yes....but they want to delay it for 24 business years.

[Darkwolf377]

“There is a great deal of hate in my heart today.”

Liberals are only happy when the US has been wounded or “brought down off its high horse” in some fashion. They get giddy when something bad happens to the US, so this article must be full of good news.

[Darkwolf377]

By the way, I know you are a huge HST fan. I got to hang out with he and Ken Kesey at Kesey's farm in 1991. It was a gas to listen to the good Doctor speak about the Gulf War as he passed me tumblers of Wild Turkey.

I'm not sure why, but this line makes me want to find the person who posted it and punch him hard, right on the face of Spock on the t-shirt he's wearing.

[vlad335]

When you run the whole government, there are plenty of ways to get the media to cover your work the way you want it covered (Fox News notwithstanding).

Wow! And to think that Pitt and all the rest of the leftist douche bags are so incensed by the Bush administration's "shredding of the constitution."

[vlad335]

One way for a liberal to help his flawed premise is to refer to a poll that is completely made up.

[lwd]

This reminds me of the “Write like William Rivers Pitt” Essay contest? That was classic!

[arrogantsob]

What a Drama Queen.

[Hawk1976]

Their lefties, anger is their mana. If they aren’t ticked beyond belief and for no rational reason, then it’s not a day that ends in y.