Blog Police Creeps Are George Soros Plants

Vanity | 11/19/10 | Warner Todd Huston

[Salamander]

Guten nacht, muse....:)

[Semper Mark]

Blog Police Creeps Are George Soros Plants

But what he really means is, -

[Lucius Cornelius Sulla]

‘Almost all of the screen names here are fake.’

Mine isn’t. I’ve just been ‘writing down’ a few names.

[Daniel II]

“Have you tried to make soup yet from the socks?”

I got split-pea out of mine.

[Semper Mark]

"The good news is that we are living in your hollow head."

With apologies to Rick Nielsen and Cheap Trick

~~~

The blog police, they live inside of my head
The blog police, they're disrupting my threads
The blog police, they're stifling my cash flow, oh no

You know that talk is cheap
And those rumors ain't nice
And when I fall asleep
I don't think I'll survive the night, the night

'Cause they're waiting for me
They're looking for me
Every single night they're driving me insane
Those FReepers inside my brain

The blog police, they live inside of my head
(Live inside of my head)
The blog police, they keep busting my threads
(Busting my threads)
The blog police, they're coming to bust me, oh no

Well, I can't tell lies
'Cause they're listening to me
And when I fall asleep
Bet they're spying on me tonight, tonight

'Cause they're waiting for me
They're looking for me
Every single night they're driving me insane
Those FReepers inside my brain

I try to sleep, they're wide awake, they won't let me alone
JimRob doesn't pay them to take vacations or let me alone
They spy on me, I try to hide, they won't let me alone
They persecute me, they're the judge and jury all in one

'Cause they're waiting for me
They're looking for me
Every single post they're driving me insane
Those FReepers inside my brain

The blog police, they live inside of my head
The blog police, they're disrupting my threads
The blog police, they're coming to arrest me

The blog police
The blog police
(♫ especially humblegunner ♫)
The blog police
The blog police
The blog police

[jla]

HG: Does Soros pay you in cash? Does he deliver it himself to you at The Keep?

MV: Is your first name really 'Warner'?

[shibumi]

All the really fashionable bloggers use three names.

It just reeks of breeding, erudition and ..... well, ... reeking.

[shibumi]

Or, just maybe, This could be the answer.

[Nickname]

Beats me, but I find some FReepers’ obsession with bloggers to be weird. But we have FReepers with all sorts of pet issues that they work in to every post they make.

Whatever. Ignore them, carry on.

[jla]

LOL - I sure hope MV isn’t wearing on of those whilst seated at the PC exposing Soros plants.

[shibumi]

More likely a fur suit.

[humblegunner]

You know, I’ll bet this is Moldy’s most popular thread EVER.

There’s a lesson in there somewhere.

[thackney]

I was thinking the same.

[shibumi]

And that lesson would be that being a paranoid megalomaniac with delusions of adequacy is profitable?

[Eaker]

LOL!

That’s terrible!

[Eaker]

Sober yet?

[Grizzled Bear]

So, Griz...how ya like hangin’ with the Cliquework Orange, late at night, when we’re all here, alone and trading souls?....:)

It's delightfully disturbing!

[Salamander]

I don’t think we’ve ever received a more apt and wonderful compliment....:)

[Salamander]

I will never be able to crank up Cheap Trick the same way again.

[Salamander]

Don’t know if he’s sober but he IS alive!

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