[Beave Meister]

"Chakra" The man is certifiable.

[drpix]

"she talked to friends, liberals like herself, who advised against telling police. One asked her "to just suck it up; otherwise, the world's going to be destroyed from global warming."

Liberals have truly been reduced to ignorant primitives ready for slavery and tyranny.

[Allegra]

"He pleaded, grabbed me, engulfed me in embrace, tongue kissed me, massaged me, groped by breasts and painfully squeezed my nipples through my clothing, pressed his pelvis against mine, rubbed my buttocks with his hands and fingers and rubbed himself against my crotch, saying, 'You know you want to do it.

Aw, geeeez....it's dinnertime here.

There went my appetite.

[84rules]

Far be it from me to defend Al Gore, but sorry, I'm calling BS on this one and I don't care how lengthy and detailed the report is. (Someone had four years to write it up.) Also, I question the timing as this scandal seems to have broken only after the Gore's announced the breakup of their marriage.

If this incident wasn't important enough to report back when it occurred, then it is even less important now, unless someone is trying to cash in on the Gore divorce.

I don't doubt that Al ordered a masseuse for his room, but I do doubt the story as it stands right now. Anyone remember Kobe Bryant and how the "victim" was bragging to friends about having sex with the NBA star before deciding it was rape? How did that one turn out?

This one might very well turn out the same way.

This is all just my opinion though.

[chooseascreennamepat]

I heard her read ‘her’ version and AFAICT, she is lying like a 4 YO at the cookie jar!

[Roses0508]

I wasn't certain about this previously, but having read that description, I believe the lady. I've been on dates that ended just like that! The males were just like Gore too, what in some parts of TN would be described as “just sorry”.

To address some other comments: good hotels offer massages by professionals over most of the day and night. If you pamper your guests who have been traveling, indulging or working hard, its a nice perk. It is NOT another way of offering sex for pay. Although I'm sure that is available too. I'll give this lady the benefit of the doubt for now.

[kidd]

Thank you Florida voters.
Thank you USSC.

[Matchett-PI]

"The man is certifiable."

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HERE

[Albion Wilde]

In 2007, a Portland paper learned what had happened. Gore's lawyers called the story "absolutely false," and it wasn't published. Now the National Enquirer has made the police report public. And Gore's family-man image will never be the same.

What family man image? He was running around with his wedding ring off on his first book tour for Earth in the Balance in the mid-90s. Friends of mine said he was separated from Tipper and was "partying" with them, which I did not take to be sexual per se in their case, but that he was out looking around. Months later he was nominated for the veep job, and suddenly the ring and Tipper were back.

What a couple of hypocrites. Glad she finally dumped the lying cheater. Cheated on his wife; cheated on the global warming evidence; cheated on the election results; cheated with big, carbon emitting houses and plane rides while deriding President Bush, who created a "green" house for his family at his ranch long before Gore's global warming scam even got traction.

[BibChr]

So finally he’s qualified to be a Dem presidential candidate.

[mowowie]

“My crotch has a fever...”

[lonevoice]

began in a pleading tone, pleading for release of his second chakra

Ah, the old chakra con.

Frankly, I don't believe it. There are a lot of flaws in this story. Still, it's hysterically funny and I wish it were true.

[Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)]

Folks,

I couldn’t get past the third paragraph. It is just too sick.