DUmmie FUnnies 06-25-10 (Pitt Whitewashes Hoaxmas Out of Self-Glorifying Essay)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 25, 2010 | Will Pitt, Kewpie Doll DUmmie, and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

I suspect Will finishes writing this crap then vigorously “touches” himself.

The makings of a parody song called "I Touched Me" based on "You Touched Me."

[bcsco]

Ya mean this? I created that graphic during the Fitzmas follies of April/May 2006.

[Charles Henrickson]

Perhaps, if we remind them in strong enough terms, if we make We The People a true force for right instead of a catch-phrase, things would get better.

Oh, Will! Your speech moves me so! In fact, I'm headed to the bathroom right now!

No, what I mean is . . . Oh, lead us, Will! America NEEDS you, Will Pitt!

[Charles Henrickson]

Until then, the idea that is America will continue to wither, and the empty spaces within will endure.

O Chronicler of Our Times, let it not be so! Inspire us, Will, with your profundity! This is your ROLE!

[denydenydeny]

America was forged in the crucible of Europe, when kings could mandate a state religion and incarcerate or kill whoever disagreed, when rights only existed if the powerful deemed them so. The idea that is America was forged upon the premise that these things were wrong on their face, that people are endowed with rights that cannot be taken away by fiat. At no time in history had any nation premised its existence on the bedrock truth that all of us are created equal until the Founders did so in Philadelphia, and in doing so, they created a self-improving process of national growth and redemption that functions through the will of the people alone.

Y'know, I don't know about you but I'm kind of digging this. If Pitt really believes this (and I note that he leaves out that icky Creator part) why is he a supporter of a political system that advocates universal economic slavery for all but a Soviet-style oligarchy?

[Charles Henrickson]

Cliche-driven piffle. . . .

Hee! Hee! That's our Pitt!

[Right Cal Gal]

Dat be da one. That is famous, by the way. I used it over at The Blogmocracy (Freepers especially welcome there, by the way!) and while someone did “correct” me, the others immediately jumped in and explained the word and one mentioned the graphic;

[Right Cal Gal]

Dat be da one. That is famous, by the way. I used it over at The Blogmocracy (Freepers especially welcome there, by the way!) and while someone did “correct” me, the others immediately jumped in and explained the word and one mentioned the graphic;

[Charles Henrickson]

Thanx, PJ! This was CLASSIC PITT!

[Mr. Silverback]

Top 30!

[Roscoe Karns]

[Incorrigible]

Was it that long ago? 2006 seems like yesterday.

[mowowie]

OH MAN THIS IS GONNA BE TOUGH.

But i will try to read it all anyways.

wish me luck.....

[mowowie]

Pfff.......

So has Pitt been re-admitted to the asylum yet?

[mowowie]

Come on up to Boston PJ.
I got a spare bedroom.
The politics and prices might suck bad but we got some nice geography at least.

[mowowie]

“I have seen people hurl. . . .”
“I believe it!”

I think he is talking about looking in the mirror Charles.

[mowowie]

“Y’know, I don’t know about you but I’m kind of digging this. If Pitt really believes this (and I note that he leaves out that icky Creator part) why is he a supporter of a political system that advocates universal economic slavery for all but a Soviet-style oligarchy?”

It is because he is a narrow minded, emotion driven idiot like most libs.
Either that or he is a master at taking atvantage of
narrow minded, emotion driven idiot libs.

[SnuffaBolshevik]

What is “K&R”?

[PJ-Comix]

I’ll be at Cape Cod for sure.

[beans36]

During all the years I have done so, I have been clinging to a belief that has managed to sustain me even on the darkest of days, a belief that has always filled some of that emptiness...

That one day, Bukowski's will be open 24-7, and their floor will be padded to cushion my nightly falls.