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DUmmie FUnnies 06-21-10 (Skinner Writes Hilariously Detailed Rules For DUmmie Dissent)
DUmmie FUnnies ^
| June 21, 2010
| Head DUmmie Skinner, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
Posted on 06/21/2010 12:40:28 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
We have no illusions that this approach will make everyone happy. After all, DUmmies are NEVER happy!
To: PJ-Comix
So after a great deal of consideration we've come up with a proposal to try and make DU a community again. 613 new and obsessive commandments!
To: PJ-Comix
These changes have not been implemented yet. Hopefully we can phase them in over the next couple weeks. Put phasers on 'STUN.'
To: PJ-Comix
A clear, concise version of the DU rules will be pinned to the top of the two General Discussion forums. . . . You're gonna need a bigger screen.
To: PJ-Comix
We believe that most of the DU rules are just common decency and common sense. . . . OK, but you're dealing with DEMOCRATS here, remember.
To: PJ-Comix
Here in the real world it is necessary to have some concrete standards. . . . Here in DUmmieland it is necessary to have some concrete boots and granite tombstones.
To: PJ-Comix
Here is the official "list of violations" from the DU rules: Get out your pen and paper! On second thought, make that a BOX of pens and a REAM of paper!
To: PJ-Comix
LIST OF RULE VIOLATIONS WRITING IN 'ALL CAPS' IS A RULE VIOLATION AND YOU WILL BE PROMPTLY TOMB--
To: PJ-Comix
The sad part is, they don't even realize the breadth and depth of their own intellectual dishonesty and hypocrisy.
(sigh)
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posted on
06/22/2010 7:40:34 AM PDT
by
Jonah Hex
("Never underestimate the hungover side of the Force.")
To: PJ-Comix
Now that we have a Democratic President, I do not think it is unreasonable to expect that he be shown more respect here than the illegitimate, incompetent asshole who previously held the office. Yeah, Barry is OUR illegitimate, incompetent asshole, so show him some respect!
To: PJ-Comix
When a member has a post deleted from a thread, that member will be automatically blocked from posting again in that thread.
To: Charles Henrickson
- Name-calling against prominent Democrats. Calling Barack Obama “Barry” or some other name.
Didn't his own grandmother call him Barry?
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posted on
06/22/2010 7:52:52 AM PDT
by
FarmerW
To: FarmerW
- Name-calling against prominent Democrats. Calling Barack Obama “Barry” or some other name.And didn't he go by the name Barry Soetero for a long time?
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posted on
06/22/2010 7:54:29 AM PDT
by
NeoCaveman
("There is no more money. Period. We are BROKE." - Lurker 5/21/10)
To: PJ-Comix; Roscoe Karns; mikrofon
A uniform approach for dealing with frequent rule-breakers. And here's the uniform:
To: PJ-Comix
When deciding what action is appropriate, special consideration will be given to determining whether we believe someone is, overall, a constructive and valuable member of our community. Does this person seem to like DU and its members? Does this person act as if they want DU to be a better place? Are this person's deleted posts innocent mistakes rather than malicious and deliberate? Do we think this person makes DU better for the vast majority of our visitors?
BRING BACK PITT! WE WANT PITT! WE WANT PITT!
To: PJ-Comix
We all know this place is never going to be perfect. Hey, it's PERFECT for the DUmmie FUnnies! Don't change a thing! Except . . .
BRING BACK PITT! BRING BACK PITT! BRING BACK. . . .
To: PJ-Comix
we do have an ideal that everyone should strive for: A Democratic Underground where thoughtful discussion can take place. . . . To dream . . . the impossible dream . . .
To: PJ-Comix
I think, minimise the rules NO BRITISH SPELLINGS! Bye-bye, you're gone!
To: PJ-Comix
I'm new but. . . . Must be a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! You're outta here, too!
To: PJ-Comix
I still think certain topics should not be. . . . NO INDEPENDENT THINKING ALLOWED! Good-bye!
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