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DUmmie FUnnies 10-03-09 ("Obama (That Bumblin' Clown)" Loses Olympics for Chicago)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 3, 2009 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 10/03/2009 1:34:40 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

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To: Mr. Silverback

All poor Carla had to do is be beautiful and confident, that’s enough to put He-shelle in a foul mood. That’s her “checking out the competition” look. Funny thing, she wears that expression a lot. Hehe.


61 posted on 10/04/2009 6:14:40 AM PDT by mrsmel (Put the Gitmo terrorists near Capitol Hill.)
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To: Blue Jays

Nope, that’s deep-seated envy that gnaws at her soul. Every woman can recognise that expression. The really funny part is that Carla, like the other women of whom He-shelle is bitter-jealous, is focussed on the event, the speech. He-shelle feeds her own inferiority complex herself by making everything about her, and being bitter when she doesn’t come out first. Which is quite often. Hence the perpetual bitter expression. My mother could’ve told her that her face’ll freeze like that, looks like it did. :D


62 posted on 10/04/2009 6:19:33 AM PDT by mrsmel (Put the Gitmo terrorists near Capitol Hill.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
LOL!

5.56mm

63 posted on 10/04/2009 6:23:11 AM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: Charles Henrickson
You beat me to it. I was thinking about DUFUing that thread yesterday but figured you would take it because Chicago is your home town. Also I was beat yesterday and fell asleep around 7 PM. Plus you came up with a really great parody song on this.

BTW, did you hear Rush commenting on this? It was HILARIOUS! He kept repeating:

BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA! Mmmmm...Mmmmm...Mmmmm!!!

BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA! Mmmmm...Mmmmm...Mmmmm!!!

64 posted on 10/04/2009 6:29:37 AM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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To: Charles Henrickson
President Obama, I come from Chicago. I was born in Chicago. Chicago was where I grew up. Mr. President, you are not a Chicagoan.

And yet you never heard of the Maurice Seymore studio? That was THE photo studio of Chicago (and the entire midwest) from the 1930s to the 1960s. My father's and her husband ran that studio. ALL the showbiz folks of the Midwest had their photos done there. Once some friends and I went to a deli in San Diego. On a far wall was a photo of Shecky Green. I told my friends that the photo was done by the Maurice Seymore studio. I told them to check for themselves. When they came back they said I must have had astounding eyesight. Nope. I told them I knew that Shecky Green was from Chicago which meant that his photo HAD to have been done at the Maurice Seymore studio.

Maurice (Serge) did the actual photography. However, since he had almost zero personality, it was his wife, Sonya, who really brought in the clientele with her scintillating personality. Think Auntie Mame. I once visited them when a kid in Chicago and was astounded when EVERYBODY in that city seemed to know her. Cops, cab drivers, and, especially, showbiz folks.

Ask the Chicago old-timers and I bet they all know about that studio.

65 posted on 10/04/2009 6:41:37 AM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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To: Charles Henrickson
It'd be nice to see it hosted South America for a change. Brazil or Rio either one would be historic for South America.

OT: An American (non-Latin) friend of mine has a Brazilian wife and at least once a year they go down the Amazon to a jungle town where they buy preserved piranhas to sell in the states. Very good sellers because folks love to display those fierce looking fish. Of course, the Amazon is like a world away from Rio.

Anybody out there want to make it thru the recession, preserved piranhas is one way to make it to the other side of Obamonics.

66 posted on 10/04/2009 6:55:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Nor is franksolich the secret lovechild of Clare Boothe Luce.

I don't want to get Frank too excited but there is a Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute calendar out there as reported in NewsBusters.

Here are the featured women in that calendar:

Kate Obenshain, Clare Boothe Luce, Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Marji Ross, Bay Buchanan, Kellyanne Conway, Michele Bachmann, Carrie Prejean, Phyllis Schlafly, SE Cupp, and Star Parker.

67 posted on 10/04/2009 7:00:07 AM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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To: Charles Henrickson
We're going to host the 2014 Gay Games right here in CLEVELAND!!!!!!

Ben Burch will be going for the gold in pole vaulting.

68 posted on 10/04/2009 7:05:41 AM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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To: mrsmel
LOL. Mr Hendrickson—one of the funniest DF ever, and not just because of the subject matter. You have a witty way with words. Are you sure you’re not the secret lovechild of Anita Loos?

And H.L. Mencken. Anita Loos was madly in love with Mencken and it was rumored that they had an affair. However, Loos found out that Mencken preferred hot blonde chicks rather than women with brains like Loos. Annnnd...based on that experience, Loos wrote "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes."

69 posted on 10/04/2009 7:16:03 AM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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To: Mr. Silverback
What the heck did the First Lady of France do to deserve that look?

Existing. Merely by looking like the incredible natural beauty that she is was more than enough to induce hatred from Michelle.

70 posted on 10/04/2009 7:22:03 AM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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To: mylife

Looks to me like the slit in the back of that dress has been hastily and badly “pinned” together. It’s all puckery and uneven. I’ll bet she sat down in the limo and “rrrriiiiiip” went the skirt.

Heheheheh.


71 posted on 10/04/2009 7:22:43 AM PDT by EggsAckley (There's an Ethiopian in the fuel supply. W.C. Fields)
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To: EggsAckley
I kinda thought so too. ☺
72 posted on 10/04/2009 7:24:56 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could be Farts)
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To: PJ-Comix

And, preserved pirhana would be a great name for a band.


73 posted on 10/04/2009 7:36:36 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (We're right! We're free! And we'll fight! And you'll seeeeeeee!)
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To: PJ-Comix

I just finished reading a bunch of her books, thanks for reminding me of that story :) She was a very interesting woman, witty without rancor, unlike Dorothy parker.


74 posted on 10/04/2009 7:51:54 AM PDT by mrsmel (Put the Gitmo terrorists near Capitol Hill.)
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To: PJ-Comix
It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.
H. L. Mencken

75 posted on 10/04/2009 7:57:20 AM PDT by mrsmel (Put the Gitmo terrorists near Capitol Hill.)
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What the heck did the First Lady of France do to deserve that look?

Omg. Wow. What ever could she do to deserve that? Is it one perpetual snarl for Michelle?

And if Bruni was the one shooting that hateful look, wouldn't every lib in the country say it must be driven by racism?

So true! And the media would make it an 'event', news talk shows would have days worth of 'debate' about it.

76 posted on 10/04/2009 8:15:40 AM PDT by fortunecookie (Please pray for Anna, age 7, who waits for a new kidney.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I’m glad Rio got it. Or Brazil. Either one.


77 posted on 10/04/2009 9:32:41 AM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Socialism is the plundering of the productive by the unaccountable)
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To: PJ-Comix; Inyokern; andysandmikesmom; franksolich
And yet you never heard of the Maurice Seymore studio?

I had HEARD of the Maurice Seymour Studio, probably, and I'm sure I had seen their work around. And since you mentioned it some months ago, I googled it, etc.

I told them I knew that Shecky Green was from Chicago.

Shecky Greene, although he's the generation before me, lived about a mile or two from where I grew up.

78 posted on 10/04/2009 4:04:38 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Native North Sider, from the West Rogers Park neighborhood)
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To: PJ-Comix; franksolich; mrsmel
I don't want to get Frank too excited but there is a Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute calendar. . . .

franksolich's ideal woman:


79 posted on 10/04/2009 4:10:27 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Clare for takeoff!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Here is the Chicago Trib OBIT of Maurice Seymour.
80 posted on 10/04/2009 4:15:24 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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