Jewish Birthrate Called Impediment to Peace in Palestine

A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 6 June 2009 | John Semmens

[dblshot]

Jewish Control of the Israeli Government! Gee Hillary, we can’t let that happen can we?

[cranked]

Fire/Remove the Witchy Woman with the Forked Tongue already!

Lulz to her assertion though.
Two words for her: “Deus Vult!”

[Islaminaction]

That statement is flat out disgusting. She is not God and has no right to tell them how many children they should have.

[beethovenfan]

Obama and Clintoon - two ignorant , malevolent anti-Jewish bigots.

[handy old one]

Muslims want a birth rate of zero and a death rate of six million

[varmintman]

The woman’s mentally ill.

[villagerjoel]

This is either appalling or abysmal satire.

[CASchack]

Satire, although it’s getting more difficult to sort fact from fiction with this bunch.

[isom35]

I thought violent and crazy people were an impediment to peace.

[FourPeas]

“If Israeli Jews reproduced at rates similar to American Jews, demographics alone would resolve the issue in a couple of generations,” Clinton asserted. “At current Jewish birthrates, though, we’ll see Jewish control of the Israeli government stretching out for centuries to come.”

There's nothing like making clear which way the Obama Administration's policies are leaning -- as if the speech in Cairo didn't make it crystal clear.

[FourPeas]

In related news, President Obama blamed the continued construction of Jewish homes in disputed areas of Israel for heightening tensions. “If the Jews would stop building these settlements Hamas and Hezbolah wouldn’t have to keep launching rockets to try to destroy or deter them,” Obama contended.

Riiiiiiight. Land for peace has worked so well thus far. </sarc>

[ArrogantBustard]

Hildebeeste’s idea of “normal” number of children is one. That’s a recipe for social suicide.

[rbbeachkid]

Be fruitful and multiply.

[TheClintons-STILLAnti-American]

"It is the Jewishness of the Israeli state that is an anomaly and an offense to the dominant Muslim culture of the entire region. Once this is ended, Jews could live peaceably as a minority as they do in other Middle Eastern nations.”

What can we expect the I-Am-God Liberals?

She thinks that an Idiocracy has now firmly supplanted the Democratic Republic in the U.S., so no one will bat an eye if she sounds like a complete imbecile regarding Israel.

[TheClintons-STILLAnti-American]

"She is not God and has no right to tell them how many children they should have."

She dare not make similar remarks about Muslims, many of whom are fathering children by the dozens to multiple women.

What a disgrace this administration and the Democratic Party in general are.

[TheClintons-STILLAnti-American]

"Clinton suggested that “stepped up birth control measures among the Jews and opening the borders to Palestinian immigrants would help expedite a peaceful political settlement of the issue. It is the Jewishness of the Israeli state that is an anomaly and an offense to the dominant Muslim culture of the entire region. Once this is ended, Jews could live peaceably as a minority as they do in other Middle Eastern nations.”

This used to be called "Knowing your place" when applied to Blacks in the Jim Crow South.

Jews should just reconcile themselves to being a persecuted minority as they do in other Middle Eastern nations IN THEIR OWN COUNTRY!

[writer33]

Good one.

[This I Wonder32460]

Warning SATIRE Alert! At the top of the post it says “A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative”. So this is satire. At first I was a bit apalled to think that Clinton would be so honestly outspoken with what are probably her true views on the situation. Then I suspected something was wrong because it did not quite make sense. So I looked again and found at the top of the post it labelled it as Satire. Satire is not funny because it is too close to what we suspect to be true.

[married21]

satire, everybody.
see source: “semi-news/semi-satire”