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Joe's Zot of the Week
blog | 5/22/09

Posted on 05/22/2009 10:12:59 AM PDT by joejoejoe1

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To: Darksheare

It laughs at me and has a death grip on the container.


141 posted on 06/01/2009 8:27:24 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Is a vegetatian permitted to eat animal crackers?)
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To: Monkey Face

Mine dissolves the evidence, every time.


142 posted on 06/01/2009 8:29:20 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare

*sigh*

Lucky you.


143 posted on 06/01/2009 8:30:23 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Is a vegetatian permitted to eat animal crackers?)
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To: Monkey Face

It’s also why I’m banned from cooking.


144 posted on 06/01/2009 8:37:47 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare

Of course.
Lucky you.


145 posted on 06/01/2009 8:44:14 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Is a vegetatian permitted to eat animal crackers?)
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To: Monkey Face

Not so lucky.
Once upon a time not too long ago I could cook.
Supposedly I was good.
What happen?


146 posted on 06/01/2009 8:48:03 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare

Age.


147 posted on 06/01/2009 8:51:41 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Is a vegetatian permitted to eat animal crackers?)
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To: Monkey Face

*!!!!*
*Vader voice*
NOOOOoooooooo!


148 posted on 06/01/2009 8:59:31 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare

Yep.


149 posted on 06/01/2009 9:07:46 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Is a vegetatian permitted to eat animal crackers?)
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To: Monkey Face

Basically I’m doomed, pwned, zort, greased, ganked?


150 posted on 06/01/2009 9:15:46 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare

‘Fraid so.
Your cooking skills have gone the way of all flesh.
:oþ


151 posted on 06/01/2009 9:18:36 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Is a vegetatian permitted to eat animal crackers?)
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To: Monkey Face

Then the flamingo looked at me and said, “The flesh of fallen angels!”
I have NO idea what that means...


152 posted on 06/01/2009 10:11:06 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare

Grill the flamingo. He’ll sqawk eventually.


153 posted on 06/01/2009 10:45:10 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Is a vegetatian permitted to eat animal crackers?)
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To: Monkey Face

I hear tell that flamingo tastes gritty.


154 posted on 06/01/2009 10:46:23 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare

That just means he’s got bad taste.
;o]


155 posted on 06/01/2009 10:57:33 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Is a vegetatian permitted to eat animal crackers?)
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To: Monkey Face

He needs... adobo.


156 posted on 06/01/2009 11:09:30 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare

*wuf-wuf-wuf*
(a la Tim Taylor)


157 posted on 06/01/2009 11:33:48 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Is a vegetatian permitted to eat animal crackers?)
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To: Monkey Face

And a good garnish


158 posted on 06/01/2009 11:40:50 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare

And some grilled veggies....


159 posted on 06/01/2009 11:59:56 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Is a vegetatian permitted to eat animal crackers?)
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To: Monkey Face

Rocket squirres for entertainment.


160 posted on 06/01/2009 12:18:26 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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