DUmmie FUnnies 05-05-09 ("Why did Elizabeth Edwards write her new book?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 5, 2009 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[CAluvdubya]

Very true.

He also has the added bonus of having age spots on his scalp. Not a good look for him.

[nina0113]

So she can ask her husband to help proofread and stuff... "Honey, tell me what's a better title for Chapter Six, 'My Bastard Husband Tore My Heart Out,' or 'Someday I'll Kill The Son-of-a-Bitch in his Sleep.'"

Okay, THAT'S funny. Can this DUmmie have the Kewpie-of-the-Day?

[PJ-Comix]

A DUmmie Hall of Fame quote. Sometimes the DUmmies do come up with a good one.

[dfwddr]

So she can ask her husband to help proofread and stuff... "Honey, tell me what's a better title for Chapter Six, 'My Bastard Husband Tore My Heart Out,' or 'Someday I'll Kill The Son-of-a-Bitch in his Sleep.'"

LFT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Charles Henrickson]

William Livers Pott is 37. I am 56. I think he may look as old or older. Will, those cigs and the booze--they are not your friend.

[Charles Henrickson]

Look at the tramp stamp on the gal’s back in post 8. Is she the future Mrs. Pitt?

[CAluvdubya]

Wow Charles, you don't look like you're in your 50's! That's what good living will do for ya!

Alas, poor Pitt, he looks like he's going through chemo.

[GQuagmire]

I don’t know if Tramp Stamp is the Mrs. Pitt-to-be.
Fountain of youth is apparently not on the menu at Bukowski’s. To quote Dean Wormer from Animal House, “Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”

[Charles Henrickson]

you don't look like you're in your 50's!

Check the frost on the beard. No wrinkles, though. I don't smoke (just an occasional pipe or cigar), I don't drink (much, had a maragarita today), and I picked the right parents.

[bcsco]

I don't smoke (just an occasional pipe or cigar), I don't drink (much, had a maragarita today)

Man, are we brothers (except for the margarita, beer or Bourbon...)?

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #1030.

[mikrofon]

I see P^3 is still sporting that ‘Blofeld’ look (or is that ‘Blohard’?)

Lookin’ fine y’self though....

[Paul Heinzman]

Will, those cigs and the booze--they are not your friend.

What's with all the pics of Pitt posing with a cigarette? That hasn't been fashionable since Bette Davis was hot.

You don't look no 56, Charles. Post your birth certificate on Daily Kos so we can be sure.

[Paul Heinzman]

it just seems weird to write something about this now, while her kids are still young and in a vulnerable place.

It's called writing a memoir and is very common, DUmmie. And while I have sympathy for her kids, they are in nowhere NEAR as vulnerable a place as Elizabeth, and it was their scumsucking pig of a father that put them in that place, not her.

[Paul Heinzman]

$he's just trying to get her $ide of the $tory out there.

The reaction of many DUmmies to Elizabeth's book was so vile. I saw one post on another thread that claimed John only went looking because Elizabeth had "let herself go," gained weight, u.s.w. Chemo has changed a lot, and much of the nausea that caused chemo patients to lose weight is often mild. It does, however, make the patient very weak. So they are still able to mostly eat as they did before, but their physical activity is severely curtailed.

The result is weight gain. Also, if she was not menopausal, she would be taking Tamoxifen, which causes weight gain.

You know, of all the grave dancing over Reagan, Ford, and other Republicans, this seems even more disgusting to me. This is one of their own. She's a DU member, and they're tearing her apart. They don't care that there is a chance she might even read this.

If I wanted to say more on this subject, my FR account would be banned, so I think I'll stop now.