No she wasn't.
What can I say?
I showed up on the "single day when somebody gave her a make over" and you didn't. ;-)
On my day: Not guilty.
On your day; Guilty!
Posted on 04/07/2009 7:11:41 AM PDT by big black dog
Every time I see Michelle Obama she reminds me of the Rodney Dangerfield joke she is so ugly she has to tie a pork around her neck just to get the dog to play with her.
Whoa....neck-snapping pisschill just occurred.
Oh. Nevermind. Forget I said that.
Now, I think she has one of the most beautiful smiles ever. Wish I had a mouth like that. What bothered me most about her as far as anything physical was her hair. I always thought they could have given her a more up to date style .
I think I’ve narrowed it down:
It’s her mouth and teeth. When she opens her mouth it’s like someone opened the trunk on a Buick. Her lips can’t contain the jaws, and they appear stretched across them when she closes her mouth to smile.
She’s got more teeth, and they are bleached white, than any other human I’ve seen in a while. It almost appears like she can articulate those jaws like the monster in the Alien series can.
It’s like she’s wearing a set of dentures on top of her regular teeth. Scary, bleach-white, mandibles.
It’s not about putting lipstick on a pig. It’s about putting lipstick on one of those deep-sea, luminous angler fish - like the one that almost got Nemo.
No she wasn't.
What can I say?
I showed up on the "single day when somebody gave her a make over" and you didn't. ;-)
On my day: Not guilty.
On your day; Guilty!
She did. Nose job. Cheek filler, lip reduction. Too bad she didn’t fix that hideous under bite. She can barely close her mouth.
“I, for one, would like to know the story of why her law license was suspended. Or so I heard. Anyone know? Or is that just a rumor?”
I wouldn’t read too much into that. I believe the license is “inactive”, as opposed to suspended or revoked. Law licenses are expensive to maintain, what with continuing education requirements, malpractice insurance coverage requirements, and all kind of other obligations like pro bono work, depending on the state. When a lawyer has a job that doesn’t require appearing in court (as Michelle had with the hospital), and doesn’t involve soliciting clients from the public, it is not unusual to let the license go inactive as it saves several thousand dollars a year and isn’t required to do corporate work or law-related work.
Is that photoshopped? She COULDN’T be that ugly!
But it really does not compare to the ugliness that's inside.
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