PETA President's Crazy Will and Testament "That the “meat” of my body, be used for a human barbecue"

notoriouslyconservative ^ | 03 27 09 | Notoriously Conservative

[Notoriously Conservative]

http://www.notoriouslyconservative.com/2009/03/peta-presidents-crazy-will-and.html

[Notoriously Conservative]

What a nut

[Notoriously Conservative]

I think she is crazy because she puts animals above humans, even herself. I believe mankind is God’s greatest creation. I believe our bodies are gifts from our creator, meant to be treated as the greatest of gifts, and not cast aside like chaff. I believe there is no greater being on earth than a human being; and the life of a human should be valued above all other forms of life. Call me crazy.

[WayneS]

Okay.

[Bubba Ho-Tep]

You know, if she’s willing (as she says she is), I think making wallets out of Ingrid Newkirk’s skin is a smashing idea.

[mylife]

I think its a cry for help. L0L

[mgc1122]

And that fat can be injected into Pelosi to counteract the effects of the Botox ....

[nmh]

“I think she is crazy because she puts animals above humans, even herself. I believe mankind is God’s greatest creation. I believe our bodies are gifts from our creator, meant to be treated as the greatest of gifts, and not cast aside like chaff. I believe there is no greater being on earth than a human being; and the life of a human should be valued above all other forms of life. Call me crazy.”

I'm as “crazy” as you are.

You're not alone.

Isn't cannibalism against the law?

[mylife]

Who wants a "baggy" wallet?

[randog]

She still doesn’t get it—you gotta slaughter the animal while it’s still young and tender. An old hag like herself is too stringy and chewy. No amount of barbeque sauce can fix that skank...

[massgopguy]

Those who won’t sacrifice animals for people, will sacrifice people for animals.

[Billthedrill]

None for me thanks. Ugly goes clear to the bone.

[70th Division]

I put animal flesh above mine on my grill. Does that count?
P=People
E=Eating
T=taisty
A=animals

[Soothesayer]

I once had a conversation with a PETA activist who was also a big supporter of NARAL. He believed that aborted fetuses should be used to feed cows, citing the use of woodchips as abuse.

[mylife]

Hows about an “Igridskin” condom?

“ugly to the bone”

Alright. Ive gone to far L0L

[all the best]

Pure Satanic evil. And PETA is pretty much now accepted as a respectable, mainstream organization.

[Soothesayer]

Why do we even need to wait until she is dead? Why not mutilate her alive as another expression of animal suffering?

[Bubba Ho-Tep]

Who wants a "baggy" wallet?

Okay, coin purses, then.

[massgopguy]

I’m done for men. I want you to eat me
Iuuugh, with a gammy leg?
I’d rather eat Johnson
But he’s not Kosher
Well that depends on how we kill him
Right, so we’ll make stock out of the Captain and have Johnson for a Cold Supper.

[Malone LaVeigh]

She still doesn’t get it—you gotta slaughter the animal while it’s still young and tender. An old hag like herself is too stringy and chewy. No amount of barbeque sauce can fix that skank...

She probably has worms too.