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Stimulus Bill Includes New Rules for Health Care
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^
| 14 Feb 2009
| John Semmens
Posted on 02/14/2009 4:13:23 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
The Exalted One has a private physician and personal medical care.
For the rest of us, it's: Take two aspirin and stand in line again tomorrow.
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posted on
02/14/2009 4:17:09 PM PST
by
reg45
(Be calm everyone. The idiot child is in charge!)
To: John Semmens
Actually, with the “Comparative Effectiveness” measure in the Stimulus, this isn’t satire.
What is satire is that it is put so bluntly, but the legalese means the same.
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posted on
02/14/2009 4:17:48 PM PST
by
autumnraine
(Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose- Kris Kristopherson)
To: 14erClimb; #1CTYankee; 2ndDivisionVet; 3D-JOY; A message; abigailsmybaby; acapesket; afnamvet; ...
To: John Semmens
The current anarchic system allows individuals to make selfish choices that may not benefit society as a whole.
Of course, forgetting to pay taxes on $5 million in lobbyist fees is hardly a selfish choice - merely an oversight.
Die you selfish dogs!
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posted on
02/14/2009 4:28:29 PM PST
by
WorkingClassFilth
(Actually, it all started back in Mayberry. Helen Crump was a traveler and Floyd, well, you know...)
To: John Semmens
What about ARod, Clemens or Palmiero?
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posted on
02/14/2009 4:28:33 PM PST
by
Man50D
(Fair Tax, you earn it, you keep it!)
To: John Semmens
THIS is what will break The Messiah and his Stalinist Congress.
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posted on
02/14/2009 4:33:48 PM PST
by
pabianice
To: John Semmens
Great one, John. This rivals my all time favorite of your articles, the one you wrote about the wonders of free health care in Cuba. BTW, would you have a link to that one? It was a at least a couple of years ago and I can’t find it on FR.
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posted on
02/14/2009 4:37:05 PM PST
by
Huntress
(Proud owner of Norman/Norma, the transsexual attack cat.)
To: John Semmens
Seems to believable, another really good one...!
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posted on
02/14/2009 4:49:30 PM PST
by
mcar
To: Huntress; John Semmens
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posted on
02/14/2009 4:53:00 PM PST
by
Huntress
(Proud owner of Norman/Norma, the transsexual attack cat.)
To: John Semmens
**Miguel Tejada, may be in line for the Secretary of HHS **
It’s getting too hard to find the SATIRE.. I’m hoping the above line is it...
Although with the BS that MULLAH OBAMA has already pulled on us.. appointing Tejada Would NOT Surprise me.
I give up, already.
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posted on
02/14/2009 5:08:55 PM PST
by
gwilhelm56
(MULLAH OBAMA - which part of "Congress shall make no Law" - do you NOT UNDERSTAND??)
To: John Semmens
Won’t be satire for long.
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posted on
02/14/2009 5:28:51 PM PST
by
wastedyears
(April 21st, 2009 - International Iron Maiden Day)
To: reg45
What do yoiu expect form an empty suit with no redeaming qualities.
Supports the murder of the most innocent, takes tax payers money, money that could be better spent at home, and snds it to other countries to support his favorite charity the murder of the most innocent.
He would tell his own children to abort their own baby, his grandchild, if it were to slow them down or be a burden due to not being married.
WHAT A SPINELESS CREEP.
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posted on
02/14/2009 5:32:47 PM PST
by
chiefqc
To: John Semmens
0bama is Hillary’s b!tch.
To: pabianice
This is satire dangerously close to the truth.
I told my sister about it and she insisted there was nothing like this in the stimulus bill and if there was something like this, the republicans put it in.
I kept insisting it was there and she said “well why has it not been in the NY Times “,,her paper she reads.
She said the AMerican Public would be marching on DC if this were true,,amazing they aren’t but then most of them don’t know.
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posted on
02/14/2009 5:46:08 PM PST
by
cajungirl
(no)
To: John Semmens
![](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/chode6/chode.gif)
governmental healthcare triage...
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posted on
02/14/2009 5:54:27 PM PST
by
Chode
(American Hedonist -)
To: John Semmens
Can't wait until my Dem Den at work finds out about this. I am 57 and overweight and conservative. They will kill me at the first opportunity. They will kill my mother soon. To think I served to protect these people.
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posted on
02/14/2009 6:06:46 PM PST
by
Nuc1
(NUC1 Sub pusher SSN 668 (Liberals Aren't Patriots))
To: John Semmens
![](http://theprofessionalanswer.com/WordPress/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/snake_oil_1.JPG)
Tommy Daschle
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posted on
02/14/2009 6:26:49 PM PST
by
smokingfrog
(Is it just my imagination, or is the water in this pot getting a little too hot?)
To: John Semmens
Another hit out of the ballpark John. Thanks for the chuckle.
As some have said here, it probably won’t be satire for long at the rate things are going with the Obama Carnival and Magic show.
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posted on
02/14/2009 6:59:52 PM PST
by
rockinqsranch
(Dems, Libs, Socialists, Call 'em what you will, they ALL have Fairies livin' in their Trees.)
To: John Semmens
John, outstanding as usual. Can I have a cyber autograph for when you hit syndication?
LOL ;)PaMom
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