[PJ-Comix]

The biggest jerk in the country has got to be Chevy Chase. Check out this NewsBusters STORY about how he had a jealous hissy fit and claimed that it was a big mistake for SNL to allow Sarah Palin on its show. Yeah, big mistake. Only the highest ratings for SNL in over 10 years.

[Paul Heinzman]

The biggest jerk in the country has got to be Chevy Chase. Check out this NewsBusters “I’m sure she’s very bright,” he added. “But so is the Butterworth woman.”

Yet he gives no equal time to Aunt Jemima. Mrs. Butterworth and Aunt Jemima both have a lengthy history of supporting family values and free market capitalism.

I need to know more about their position on Israel before I make a choice, but Chevy Chase is clearly a racist.

[Charles Henrickson]

Just f*cking crazy. I don't know why intelligent people can't figure out how to vote and have evidence of their f*cking vote. Just f*cking nuts!

PAPER BALLOTS
Tune: "Paper Roses"

I sure despise the way you guys are staring
With sideways looks like I'm a kook to ask;
Just give me paper now or I'll start swearing
And hit you fascists with my Guy Fawkes mask!

Paper ballots, paper ballots--
Oh, how real those ballots seem to be!
But they're only a placebo:
Diebold says we're voting GOP!

I knew that Rove would plot a perfect caper
And try to make me go and touch a screen;
But I won't vote unless it's made of paper,
So find the form I want or I will scream!

Paper ballots, paper ballots--
Oh, how real those ballots seem to be!
But they're only a placebo:
Diebold says we're voting GOP!
Diebold says we're voting GOP!

[FDNYRHEROES]

NB4TTP = In Before the Triple Ping!